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Show A LOGAN BOY'S PRIMER LESSON. See the big fat man. Who is with him? A policeman is with him. Where are they going? They are going to see the judge. Why does the policeman take the fat man in a buggy? Because the fat man is too fat to walk. Can you tell what the judge will say to the fat man? Yes, the judge will say, "You must pay five dollars and costs for being drunk? What will the fat man do?" He will keep on never minding. Is the man who was drunk a square man? No, he is round. What is the fat man's name? His name is Worldy. Why do they call him Worldy? Because he is shaped like the world. What is the shape of the world? It is round like a ball, only a little flat at the poles. When did all this happen? Last Wednesday. |