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Show TURNED HIM INTO A FREAK. Young Man's Unfortunate Experience With a "Hair Wash." Then. Is a joung resident of tho upper up-per western section of tho town who Is blessed with dignity beyond his pnrs, and villi a sister wlioso years, albeit these number hut lit, nro bo-jotid bo-jotid her common sense, says tho New York Press One night, having mi extra guest, and the sister being uway at at seashore. Illnks occupied his sister's sis-ter's room for the night. Discovering on her toilet table it bottle marked hair wash, and thinking that perhaps his own not oei luxurlnn crop required re-quired attention, he applied tho contents con-tents of the bottle liberally lo his scalp locks, tubbing It In with thoroughness, thor-oughness, Tho following day, two hours before nny business house opened its doors, an Individual with a slouch hat pulled down over his oars and having nil tit", signs of dementia went speeding down town on the subway express, Wild-nnd Wild-nnd nnd Incoherent he sought the establishment es-tablishment of one of tho Irest hnlr-dressers hnlr-dressers In town. Ho has rotcutcd his visit to the shop every morning since thnt tlmo and the sHclallst Is slowly removing by occult processes Known to his trude, the brilliant gold streaks which were so noticeable amid the Jetty black of the lemaluder of tho coiffure. |
