| Show Sayings of Mrs i. i Solomon By Helen Rowland lii mr by tie La Pmj Iren Co Ca Verily verily THy my Dau Daughter the days of oC the Honeymoon are numbered Therefore and anti be glad while It for COl its light is quickly quenched In a n. womans woman's tears tean Yea when a woman to WEEP her hel husbands husband's love even even as a n. marcel wave on a damp da day and his ardor ardOl Is dissolved In brine Lo a Bride came unto me wailing bitterly and pleading for sympathy Behold sho she cried I am a Neglected Neglected Neg Neg- Woman oman Alas Algernon no longer l loveth me For when I cough he no longer loner fear- fear eth CUl that 1 I am am 1111 about to DIE but calmly me a Lozenge hen When I sob my tears no longer long drive him to distraction but only unto the corner cafe When I am offended my ray wrath doth not cause C him contrition but only In Indigestion Indigestion indigestion In- In digestion IIO HOW then shall hall I male make him hapP happy hap hap- P py For I am become as the tho dining room furniture and tho the pictures on the wall vall at which he never and my kisses as ai tho lie shaving of his chin and ancI the reading of ot his new newspaper are arc area arca a dall dally daily habit Then I comforted her hr not but mocked her scorn scornfully CuI saying Go to thou Foolish One Thou rhou and complained complaIn est not because thou not make thine husband HAPPY but because thou no longer lonser make him MISERABLE MISERABLE MISER MISER- ABLE For lo 10 unto a n. six months the only proof of a mans man's devotion de Is his capacity c. for continual An Anguish and her only Joy in life fro to KEEP KEEl him that way I Her Imagination overtime Behold she sho Is astonished a If It her Beloved doth not appear apper r upon the tho ap appointed appointed appointed ap- ap I 1 pointed moment But a 1 seasoned is aston aston- only when ho lie DOTH DOTU appear there A brido o is cost cast down and h hear broken if It her lord her fo to half halt an hour But a a. seasoned wife wito Is overjoyed 1 I ho lie her that longA longA long IonS Of A A bride is shocked if It her adored on a a. healthy health Interest In his tl foid But a seasoned wife Is only when he ho doth NOT show an anto antu terest therein 4 A bride tr when her hus husband husband band a damsel whom he hat once loved lo But a seasoned wife when ho meeth a woman whom hi hihath hihath hath bath not YET T lovedA lovedA lovedA loved A bride her husband abou aM with ki kisses es and anel solicitude e and hot we TT or bottles bottle and questions But a seo seasoned wife he hei spouse his pipe his newspaper and chair whereon to put his feet feet feet-aa ani him at that DISTANCE enchantment Verily Verily a zt bridegroom room Is a v. v acquisition but a n BRIDE Is an In ID And the lovo love that the Hon Honeymoon moon is the love that U understanding i 1 ders tandi ng Selah |
