Show L L HUMOR I THAT WAS DIFFERENT D Dy want all the tho road shout shouted d an irate motor driver tooting for all ho he was worth In iii a u. narrow country lane lanc Pull aside and let me rae pass by Whoa hoa steady now grinned the farmer armer from the top o of a load loal o of hayI hay I dunno as Im I'm in an any hurry You arc are luo looking for or trouble my myman myman man mati sputtered d the fellow In the car caras caras as 86 tho tie motor throbbed and fumed Im Im- Im patiently Are Aro you going to move mo moor or not Seemed In hurry enough to let that t carriage puss pass Just now said the an angry r one Oh O ny But that horse my h hay hIal There aint no dan danger r o 0 you it I 1 reckon you reckon you dont don't look hungry hun ln gry THE RIGHT AGE Bert Willis Is a a. ve very nervous fidgety young roun man While traveling on a train on one da day he chanced to be seated next to toa toa a a. woman who held a hah baby Tho The In Infants Infant's Infants Infant's In In- fant's tants face taco was WM covered ered with a thick veil elJ and every now and then It would utter a sharp harp cr cry which the woman en endeavored endeavored en en- I or dea d to suppress R. R Youn Young Willis watched the tho proceedings ln R with considerable consid consid- erable anxiety for some and finally leaning over toward the tho woman asked Has lIas hlas has that baby any anything any anything contagious madam 7 The woman turned n I and looked hooked at him with an Rn expression In which scorn and pity worn blended I Well be for most folks I but maybe for tor you OU she he replied I sharply hes hos teething TRIAL BY JURY Gentlemen of or the jUf jury are arc you ou agreed upon your verdict asked tho judge pre presiding over a Texas Texa court Wo We 0 are art responded ed the tho foreman Do you OU find the prisoner guilty guilt or not guilty Wo We do 10 Do what hat exclaimed the startled Judge We Ve find the prisoner guilty or not guilty answered tho tor foreman man I But gentlemen you ou cannot return a n nI I verdict like that Wal Wai I dont don't know the tho foreman re reI re- re I d You see six of ot us find him guilty and six of ot us find him not guilty i and weve we've n agreed reed to let it go KO at that |