Show I THE JARR FAMILY I By Roy L. L McCardell 1 Copyright 1916 b by tho Press Publishing Publishing Publish Publish- ing Co The New ew York Evening World I I ItS turned from tho the window winlOW window win win- I M dow lOW with a gesture of ot alarm For goodness sake put on your our coat you OU tell mo me to tal take it off off off- that I was getting It all aU creased nod and wrinkled lying Iring on the tho sofa BoCa with It Iton Iton iton on grumbled Crumbled Mr JarrI JarrI Jarr I did but I meant for you OU to put on tho the house Jacket I bought for tor you Christmas but you OU Just hate It be because he- he cause I got gol it I 1 Just saw that awful Mrs Mrs Converse Conver e turning the tho corner and andI I know she's hes going to call said salt Mrs Jarr What makes you rou think she's she comin corning coming com corn in ing here asked Mr 11 Jarr viewing with some dismay the approach of tho the lad lady In question How do I know wh why she's coming coining I mean because l 1 know It would be Just like Jlko her replied Mrs l Jarr She never gives one ono a moments moment's warning A ring at the door was answered b by Mrs Jarr Tarr The Tho lad lady of ot the house clasped her visitor to her affectionate embrace kissed her twice and antl dragged her Into the tho parlor So sweet of oC you to come cornel gushed Mrs Jarr And such horrible weather wc too Everybody has a cold I do de declare tIe tIe- clare dare you ou OtI are aro tho the only person I know that seems to have hn good health Oh Oh you OU shouldn't sa say that replied I Mrs Ir Converse How do you OU do Mr tho the most domestic domestic domestic domes domes- Jarr JarrZ Really Reali you OU are ore tic of ot men Of course I cant can't expect Mr Ir Converse to bo be home much with me me me-a. a man of such large business In Interests Interests In- In and so mon many gigantic enterprises enterprises enter enter- a as aR he said paid to mo me tho the other day If T I look after my mv affairs Id I'd be bo robbed of or a hundred thousand a year car Mr oIl Jarr grunted a polite polito grunt and Mrs Irs Converse erse seeing that Mrs Irs Jarr might get t a chance to sa say sa a word rattled on again And ns as I was vas saying to you OU Mrs I Jarr Tarr I ma may look strong but there isn't a n. woman that I know knots of who has haa been I through with what I have e My Iy doctor says says You still have Dr then 7 Interposed Mrs Jarr A physician with a dignified manner does Inspire ono one with o so o much confidence con And Dr Is so dignified Tho The on only thing I dont don't like about him is 10 that he tries to per persuade one ono that ono one Isn't sick at nt all Now Now- when I had a complication cation and before I went to Dr I the thc nerve specialist and Mr Jarr says his nerve specialty Is his bills Dr says AAS continued Mrs Converse that m my symptoms Just so long as a physician Isn't Insistent on operations just so lon long I I have havo confidence in him Interjected Mrs InI Jarr Dont talk about operations said I Mrs Mrs Converse resolving to hold the conversation center You know what I Ive I've been through Mrs Jarr And with my heart too loop Even under tho the ether etherI I I knew everything that was going on j I I always do I was as tho the first wom woman n In our Health Culture club to be operated operated operated oper oper- upon for appendicitis and the doctors all sail said that It was Just through neglect but that If IrI I I had neglected It Just ono one moro more day they thoy couldn't have saved ed me Anti And I get Ket palpitation of ot the tho heart and fainting spoils spells continued Mrs Jarr and and But seeing her visitor was preparing to go she added How sweet it was of you OU to come and cheer me upi I was expecting you ou for I knew oud you'd come when I was so tent t b- i i Then the ladies Indies stood In tho the door because Mrs Converse said sho was vas In Ina ina a n. hr hurry and anti must run awa away and dIscussed discussed discussed dis dIs- cussed the high cost of living social topics and ph physical Infirmities for tor another another an an- other hourI hour I must nay ti 1 said Mrs Jarr when he her visitor had departed that you I eer-I arc are nice to help entertain and antl Mrs Ir Converse Is such a cheerful bod body Sure said Mr Ir J Jarr Jrr rr as joll Jolly as ns a 0 battlefield I |