Show GP H WALTER D. D I C Rowdy Elliott Eliot says all al his team needs is th the the breaks Perhaps he means brakes bakes Anyway weve we've got a ball bail club that sh should uld be up up there thero in the race all al season eason Closing Big Cot Cottonwood and Parleys Parley's canyons to the fishermen may sound all al right down in the th Commercial club but the howl that thatis is IS coming from about sportsmen sportsmen sports sports- men memo will be heard in r of kaleidoscopic ca careers careers ca Tom Hughes Hughe already has a abating batting bating ave aga and the season Has as just begun Looks i as as' as if the American le league gue is composed compose of seven clubs and nd the Athletics Ever Hammer is a fitting fiting name for a box fighter who is trying to knock out an hon honest s living It will b Mahan's B B. B B B. B and not Snot his B B. B A. A degre degree th that t will wi mke him eligible to pastime wih with the Boston Braves th raves If they ever over increase the width of the plate about two feet Gene Munsell Munsel ought to be the greatest pitcher picher in the world Tommy Burns has broken out again He now threatens to go goback goback goback back to the ring Folks had an idea Tommy went back years ago Salt Lake has tw great ret boxing prospects i in Jack Dempsey and Pat Gilbert Lets Let's hope hop they will wi continue to take fake care care of them them- selves A look back over the list ls of other promising boys boys' we have had here in years gone by will wi convince convince con con- vince ymca them that it pays to live right Coming into hi his own own Coach Coach Tommy F Fitzpatrick If these amateurs amateur and semi- semi pros keep on hustling husting as they have thus far this spring Cliff Clif Blankenship Blankenship Blank Blank- enship will i be able to fil flu a whole Dee Bee lineup right here in Salt Lake Now that many of the bike riders have jumped back to the side on which their bread is buttered buttered buttered but but- and Pat Powers has gone toa to to- toa a great bi big expense to build an outlaw track for the gang which promised to stick together the bike ar is about over Th The amusing amusing amus amus- ing part par of it all al i i is that this bunch of bike riders are actually ac going back on their pals who are too manly to break th thir ir word with Powers for a hundt hundred d bones apiece just as we predicted ted last winter The boys are killing their own game back in jn the East just as they did here If Johnny Chapman 1 has any aty intentions of making a areal areal areal real hit and nd doing the game an everlasting good turn hei he he will wil wait until Powers makes the inevitable announcement that he be cannot go through and then bar every one ono of of the jumpers from every track he lie hecor controls trois cor Joshua Hughes Paul prof professor sor of nature study and geography at t S the University of of Utah has hasta fc theory that the high men quick tempers because scarcity of oxygen Hs Hz rea reatha tha that this i is it why men living above sea level strike each the face when t they ey get into intI othO Urn Um res should nJ a ti J careful cognizance of this Th Th The big athletic frolic f for r high schools of the state Wl ll staged Friday afternoon t. t I field field- Many athletes cc co from the staller towns will wiH wil i their first dr strict t a ar nr scraPer also scraper also their fir beer SI Spring ing foo football practice r at t Utah agricultural 1 college is s j to tobe be working wonders with farmers The Logan is going out after another championship next year and contingent on on t the e s bench cant can't begin worrying early c. c t t tA A principal of one of o. o otho tho thee tho gj mar mar schools protested a girls' girls mar b ball I game because the tle t m called caled a runner out who had f a n off of second andI j tagged before she could geU b to first He He said aid the girl dirL did unintentionally and that thel I pire was biased bi sed for making a decision under the stances Hu If B B. 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U wins wins the th sta state e Inky collegiate meet on May 20 be the first clear title tite to the itY tr trag crown for the Provo since 1902 Jali I o The Athletic council counci of the the Ur of Utah says it int hire hire a publicity city manager for aft af to take hold next next fall fal T is all al well wel and good but athletic council purpose to get publicity p man or a silent i lent wo woI woods woods- I The e love of farm I think m be innate for I know w of a amany I many active men who of going ba back k to the farm fam j soon as they have made II and are re rea ready y to retire This Thi form of madness fortunately quite nuite harmless and it must be I form of insanity for I notice very few men en do a as they t they are going to do in this ma tb m ter ier I was inclined cd to this fo for foj l of thought by reading that Willard Wiard contemplates the tle lurch of a a farm in Iowa a man man like Wili thoroughly enjoying the of a fine rural estate and wit most every of other her resident of a a involved and anti surrounded b by tsa and noises I envy hi hil him n l The bu busiest iet man roan I ever kew r rI I ways fondly looked forward to th time when he lie could retire to to tl farm Ho He died living in a fasH hotel in a suito of roo roon- roon costing huh him a year SU I rounded by human and mechanic service serice and dreaming of the da daO that hat never ever ca came Adelina Adelina Patti Pati and Sarah Be I hardt are re popularly supposed to tol among our most prominent Ii I j but neither of th th great artists has pas a anything on B av avney ney Oldfield the dean of th the l l c eb driving profession n. n W I aIu 0 mum muro announces nis tn Oldfield however however- u d II a R hawser to his bia decla c I tron Hon This great racing decal says that if his machine goes b J 0 on him in the Chicago races 5 1 10 ho lie is through forever As h Jr heV the the sole sole judge of how his mach acts hrs his ultimate retirement nE still sti be considered a matter mater of cc 0 jecture I can not help th think 1 0 that Oldfield would better betler beter pre 5 by the tle experience of some Of racing friends He among among t S great drivers almost among's alone s S lived to hear and tell tel of his prow prows i 5 and he would do well wel were he hia t retire at once It is almost a ci that if he keeps at it he ho w wll low in their way The wise a I mobile driver driver driver although although nij er or has been one one one-is is he who hJ I in ing attained to to a fair j quits while he le is yet alive s Zt |