Show Horstman Has Gay G y Old Time By MARRY HARRY A A. A WILLIAMS LOS ANGELES May C. C A C.-A A Horstman Horstman Horstman Horst Horst- man it see s mounted mC his steed aUl an and went out to s see e th the sights around the Coast league circuit He had some truly Quixotic Uc experiences Some allege allege al allege al- al lege that thit Horstman after malting half halt the trip got saddle sore and finished the trip In a a avann ann Vann bu but this is d denied nied If It he had been weary vear he simply would have seated himself on a Cou Couch h. h His stay slay in Vernon was as ver very Brief just Brief just long enough to have a handshake and anda a So smile with JacK Doyle He was as w well ll supplied with provisions provi having a a. slab of Lim Lint Berger several po pounds of Hogg and n a pocket Lull full of Old Oldham Then of pf t c course he had bad some Coffe Coffer in in his l knapsack naps pk Incase In Incase Incase case he ran short of provisions ons he knew where where to find a Butler and a Cook Furthermore he knew of of ofa a Gardner in Oakland and this meant that he could secure a a. Berry aBerry or or two Thus assured of ot three squares squares a da day he felt very Gay On the way north he he encountered a number of ot Brooks but this did not hamper him greatly greally as he had no difficulty in hiring a boat with a While in the boat he was seized with a lust to become a a- a asea seafaring sea sea- faring man and felt tempted to go Whaling However the fear lear that he might strike a a Berg caused him to tp give uP the idea He te seared feared red that if it the of the U boat struck the Berghe Berg Berghe he might be e Unable to reach Schorr After fordi fording the Bro Brooks ks he was pr pretty tty w well wil ll fagged out Q t and in stopped on the Schorr to do some sonic Fanning Fannin with a stranger While resting there he observed a n number of birds including Including Including ing a Martin a Perritt and anda a Brant A A. little further further- on he encountered a rancher and naturally Inquired the price of horse feed worth Ha re repeated repeated re- re the rancher If It I you I wouldn't buy hay Instead I would put that hoss hose On the Block and knock it down to the highest bidder This didn't make a Hitt lIitt with H Horst Horstman man roan and he hc asked the rancher where he got that Noyes Crossing th D he encountered two l Fishers both of whom claimed to tobe tobe be within the th limit Reaching Oakland ho he put sip up III at the hotel for the night The next mornIng morning morning morn morn- ing he walked down the Hall and out into the Lahe Lane Resuming his Journey Jour jour- ncy fey ney he be became beanie ame consumed with a great thirst Seeing a a. modest dwelling place he entered through the gate He found little Wille l playing laying in the yard ar and began talking to the youngster Not Nut knowing him Hannah appeared at the kitchen door arm armed eel with a rolling Tolling pin and said on Nix-on that This his Stumpf- Stumpf ed him Resuming his journey Horstman en encountered en- en countered what appeared to bo QC a ledge Thinking that I it might contain Orr he dismounted to investigate In climbing the rocky ledge he slipped l and an skinned his Shinn Take it Fromme From From- me that hurt and he did a War hop with considerable Guisto It also aroused roused his Rath Bath Because of ot this injury he was unable to return to his steed until he ho he had secured a Kane Iane The injury h hurt rt him so that he saw lW many Hughes In an un effort to kill the pain he sought the nearest town where Beer is sold and to Lush The next morning he woke wole up with a dark Brown taste in his bis mouth and signing the pledge uledge solemnly de declare declared do- do dared clare By all the Powers that be that will Bo Be |