Show I GASBy GAS GAS- 1 By BEN ZENE Even the autos have spring fever fever- they are are- all tir tired d. d Dont Don't suppose many have heard that one recently Next week well we'll well pull that one about the old cars car being re t Watch Vatch for it Blowout Is Right He got home along ab about ut 3 Sam a. a m. m His Ills wife thought he her had driven the car out of town on business He had been to a club smoker Had a blowout he explained and she was satisfied Rejuvenated i TV t c Brand Brand new cushion covers cover Coat of body paint pain Make a last years year's model Look lik like what it aint I Lost a Jitney From Goldfield Ner Nev Necomes comes this yarn A man was searching the sidewalks sidewalks' in a well lighted s section of Columbia street about 9 30 a few nights agol ago Justice of the Peace Arnold Ar- Ar Ar Arnold r- r nold was passing and the man man hailed him with Ho Ha I losh lash m jitney Without stopping the Judge pointed out to him the lost jitney standing about twenty-five twenty feet from where the theman theman theman man stood He thanked th the judge profusely profusely profusely pro pro- and said By George if it hadn't been for you Id I'd have had to walk home He carefully stepped 1 I down from the high curb wound up his rediscovered Jitney climbed aboard missed another auto standing by the curb by a hair hall and drove to the Goldfield hotel where he was last seen sleeping it off in one of the spacious chairs in the lobby If Shakespeare had lived today lie Jie would have said a wise man who knows his Is own Ford Slow or Slowly Slowly is plainly the correct word I but one automobile man says he had haa had his sign written drive slow because it sounds right despite the fact he knew it was wrong Slow may be correct in that sense some day But such changes come slow I I |