Show I Reflections of a a. Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland Copyright 1916 by the Press The The Tho New York Evening World The first thing the average bridegroom does after the honeymoon is to tout put ut his conscience conscience in his wife's n name The most effective cosmetic for any woman dearie is a daily application of f kisses tenderly administered Alas las jf It the modern man would only love a little too well and a little less wisely ly there would at least be a lot more romantic excitement about It Just at this psychological housecleaning season when a wife wire begins admiring admiring admiring ad ad- miring her husbands husband's bleeps biceps biceps and an and telling him how big and brave brave and and strong he Is It do doesn't seem to move him except him except to move him toward the door Memories are the canned food tood for the soul In which most wives are expected expected expected ex ex- ex- ex to subsist all through the arctic voyage of matrimony No man need be a good linguist In order to b be a good lover All lie Ire needs Is a long and varied list of ot appropriate pet names and a good line good line of baby talk Somehow when a man begins telling a woman that he loves her for tor her brilliant mind and beautiful character r she always feels Impelled to rush to the telephone and make an appointment with the hairdresser A man Is 15 al always ays so surprised when a woman tells him he he Is fascinating fascinating- probably because he thought she ju just t naturally took that for granted granted It is almost as difficult nowadays to make a married man stop talking sentimental nonsense as aa It is la to make a bachelor begin |