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Show " ' Personals The weather are extremely hot ' Rata wjiild be appreciated if inune-jiate. inune-jiate. Little Tommy Barker, the U-yr.-oM ton of Mr. and Mrs. Bige Barker ef this clace. wat Jerked out of church latt Sunday during morning services by hia mother in a very faint and pale eon-dilhiea. eon-dilhiea. On Inquiring subsekwently concerning Tommy we learnt that Tommy Tom-my wat turrible lick to his stummlck on sect of having et too many green apples. ap-ples. They ain't no apple tree up to the Barker, the nearest being that at Cy Uut.-.a Lmh. f -. - though Tommy's sickness to the stum-mkk stum-mkk was a visitashion for eating what didn't belong to him, and too much of it at that. Toe much green applea will cause snyone to be very faint and pale. Rev. Sam'! Moore, our beloved pastor, pas-tor, aaya that be ia going to aell aome buttons which he haa been aaving out of the contribuehion plate for .aome yra paat. He aaya he haa got ten full acta of panta buttons and several act of coat buttons, some of which look suspish-' ioualy like buttons offen Eliaha Goodwin's Good-win's brown coat The prereeda ef the aale win go to help pay the Rev. Moore s back salary. See Rev. Moore for cheap buttons, panta and coat Ben Wade of Snake Bend dropped ia to ree ns laat wk. and spent J hre using up our vallubble time, but did not spend anything toards the 7 yra. back sub-ecripthans sub-ecripthans he owes us. We could tue your money, Ben. Mrs. Ab Skinner while baking a sponge cake last Priday got up on a chair to reach down a old Bugle to lay the cake on when her foot slipt on the chair and she fell with a tumble crash onto the flour bbL Mrs. Skinner aaya he wouldn't of minded falling, only that the noise made her cake to fall on' her. She eayt that probly she didn't put in enuff baking soda anyways. Mra. Ah ia a good cook and ia moat likely right in thia, . |