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Show i Ithb bingyillb bogle Tie Leading Paper of tha Ceaary Bright, Breezy, Bel llcee, Buetling w Mk ma attto m Inrmt e aaiatef fci r ratMrtac kw HMi cac ! aeae, TW ! Kill Haa ! IB tea Ommtf. U ne WM la Mwtuiae u4n Far fankae la eaB ca c teene aM aiiet. W had intended to write a editorial edi-torial thia wit on the beautiee of our glorious community, but ao grater are we inspired and thrilled by the edacashional value of the scenes which we hare resently witnessed wit-nessed at die Oriental Palace Moving Mov-ing Pikshure Tbeayter, Shorty Melcher, Prop., that we are going to change our minds and write a editorial on the wonderous value of art and dramma. It is also meat and right so to speak, that we should hold over our editoriel on the beauties of our glorious community until a later date inasmuch as Hod Peters ain't yet see fit to remove the pair of wore out pants from the hole inj his sitting room winder and until this is done, Bingville will not be the beautiful spot which we wish to hare ft. We have spoke with does not appear at all in the pho-tographL pho-tographL Who can say that this is not a marvellus inventshion? ; , From the dramma as passed out to us at the Oriental Palace Moving Mov-ing Pikshur Theayter we get a good eat of knoledge of other countries. Shorty Melcher, our theatrical magnet, let us look at some of the pikshurs which he has in store for our citizens, and they are grate. From them wt can sec what the' pceple who lived in Greece used to do. We can see that when they wrote letters to each other, they wrote in English atid misspelled half the words, so that they was not unlike us at the present day.. This ii very educative. educa-tive. From the moving pikshur tlram-ma tlram-ma we also learn how to furnish our houses, and how to drape silk scarfs on the mantelpieces the way they do in the palaces showed to us in the moving pikshurs. These pikshurs also show us how to act-Ever act-Ever sinst Seth Dewberry, our heroick he-roick town constable, seen the detective de-tective in the last moving pikshur shows, he has been smoking cigar-eets cigar-eets and wearing his old straw hat pulled down rakish over his eyes when looking for chicken thiefs. We don't think the cigarette helps anny, but if regular detectives wear them, we guess it is all right for Seth, After seeing these pikshurs no-one no-one can deny that they are the most educative thing we have ever had hear, not excepting Jed Peters, our intelligent schoolmaster. We have been given a season pass, and intend in-tend to go every time they is a show. Hod about this, arguing that being as it is summer, he ain't going to need his bouse sealed up like he has Jt in winter; but Hod says he is turrible susseptible to drafts even in summer and he's afraid hell git a summer cold if he takes his pants out But of this more anon. Dramma b at last in our midst, and in its most enjoyabble form. (See news coluums also.) For they ia no use talking, the moving pikshure form of acting is the best there is. As every boddy knows, it is now sumrner. If real actors like Maude Adams or Corse Pay-ton Pay-ton was to come to Bingville and playact, they would sweat turrible, and like as not have to quit their playacting before we had time to see whether they was any good or not. It is also well known among peeple of edncashion and refinement refine-ment that playactors is pretty near like all other peeple, and that they talk too much sometimes. Every-boddy Every-boddy in Bingville knows that if you stop and talk to Jim Hendricks, Hend-ricks, our oldest inhabitant, he will talk you deef, dumb and blind and will continue to do so for a larger porshion of the day. . There are playactors just like Jim Hendricks, who would talk you sick. But in a moving pikshur play they don't have any chanst to talk. All they can do ia playact, and the vojee |