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Show BACHELORHOOD MAY END FOR SANTA CLAUS MIAMlTI Tla, Dec. jfTUP) A lonesome Santa Claus appealed for a helpmate in a "want-ad" today. to-day. The advertisement said: "Santa Ciaua lonesome. Misses a Missus. Needed immediately: A Mrs. Santa Claus. Must be cheerful, plump and look the part. Good job for the right woman. Start to work right away Unit. form furnished." A drug store, which Inserted the advertisement, feels "Santa Claus has been a bachelor long enough." according to Manager C E. Cooper. "Centuries of bachelorhood bachel-orhood would tax the patience of any man and make him lonesome, lone-some, even a Santa Claus," h said. |