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Show NOTHING SERIOUS ' y Dan VaUntin ' Mrs. Psal Eitxaua of Hollsdsy is probably prob-ably the least lonely woman la the Salt Lake re. . If there is one thing Mrs. Ritzman baa, it'i company. She Uvea in a quaint little brick house tucked ia a small ravine along Wander lane. But she doesn't live alone. As of Friday at 11:31 a.m., Mrs. Rita-man's Rita-man's household consisted of the following: One geat, three Seattle degs, three Peauraaiaa aega, sa hunting dog, II cats, one parrot, M birds, two goldfish and eae husband.. Mrs. Ritzman, without a doubt, must be the champion pet fancier In Utah. Bock Whan Dollars War Dollars Carol Peters can't remember back to the old days when the V. S. boasted a good 100-cent dollar. i Miss Fetersea, cashier la a dewatowa restaurant, grew excited ex-cited the ether Been. A customer tried to pass a pheay leaking bill ever the counter to pay for his luaca. Being a cautious person. Hiss Peterson fondled the odd looking look-ing bill for a few seconds, then called the restaurant manager, Ted Spires, Mr. Splros csm running. One look at the bill and Mr. Spiros started to laugh. '- This bill is a lot better than the ones we have nowadays," he said, apologizing to the customer. - The "phenyl bill was am f ibe-eM Urg dallar a f lb dollars wertk 1M cents back ia the geldea days of our era. ' Let a Smila fte Your Umbrella We have come to the reluctant conclusion that women can't drive umbrellas any better than they drive cars. Ia fact, it's a wander that Salt Lake bmb have say eyes left. A walk down Main or State sts. on a rainy afternoon Is Just liks courting blindness for the average man. The women, wielding their silk parasols, weave in and out of the sidewalk traffic, sticking the spokes of their umbrellas In any male eye that comes within striking distance. There should be some city ordinances enacted about women umbrella-holders. Too Lata to Classify Did you notice Mayer Earl J. Glade riding In the University of Utah home-coming parade in a car with Idaho license plates? . i . Emerson Smith actually scorched the balls of his feet when he posed for a picture showing the Stunners crossing the desert. It seems that Emerson placed his footsies over an open heat vent . ' Som, the Sod Cynic, Sayu The ealy fellow aet werryiag about the coal shortage is John L. Lewi he's get his eyebrows to keep him warm! |