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Show ' -;. Ai " ii n pi i t i ' , v, - v;-.' Tom P. Morgan tn .Puck. ,rri:h ': Once upon Time there was a voracious vora-cious Monster, ealled; a Jpterpontmor-gan, Jpterpontmor-gan, which had an Insatiable 'Appetite nearly as big sa Ail Outdoors, , His Appetite Ap-petite worked on the Cumulative Principle Prin-ciple of a. Snowball rolling down Hill, and the more he gobbled the more he wanted. AS time passed he waxed Bigger Big-ger and Greedier, till at last ha got the Notion that be could eat Anything. Whereupon, embracing Cannibalism, he tried to swallow w hole another Monster of a Species near akin to bis own, commonly com-monly called a Charlestyerkes. But the Charlestyerkes proved too Rich for him, and not only escaped alive and well, but threw the greedy Jpierpontmorgan into a very uncomfortable Bpell of Financial Indigestion. - . ; ; , . f- , . t MoraJ-From this we should Learn ; that,- In order to preserve Its hard-earned hard-earned Reputation and keep from bursting burst-ing Its Croat, an Irresistible Force should carefully refrain from running against an Immovable Body.- ,v-v: - |