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Show TOO LONESOME JOB, JQjmmZ.- New York; Tlmes;-;r.;t:-.;; ! - Johnnie had heen caught putting bis little fingers tn the yam, and ia order to extricate himself from the dilemma had told neat lie..'. , :'y.-.; . " . , : . "I fel very must ashanjed cf ;' you. Johnnie. said his mother, sadly.. "X fear a little boy who f.ell lies, wil never go to heaven.' ..." - r- . "Pid you ever tell a Hef asked audacious auda-cious Johnnie, sucking the remainder of Uj Jam frm his fingers.; "Well I hope ! feajw'' : began his mother. t . . . . . "Did pa ever tall a lie?" Johnnie, went On, mercilessly. '. . ' "- Tour father U a good man," am (he diplomatic rejoinder. "Then, ma," said Johnnie, Irreverent, ly, "I -don't want to go to heaven- It would he awfully lonesome with Just God and ne and George Washington," |