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Show A272 THF.RE ASS OTHESS. Human nature hi a funny tnlx-up! Ths average man and woman seem to be mads up for a good part of cofnplainta "kicks" -and when they travel they especially enjoy en-joy turning them loose. The than Who accustomed to wood-bottomed wood-bottomed thalrt at home to the man who complains most about tha hard seats on th tftinr The woman te whom no one hag the slightest Inclination to Speak Is ths on who Is most timid about traveling alone. Ths man who could hot successfully conduct the business end of a peannt stand Is the man who Is free to tell you how the railways are mismanaged. The woman who finds most fault It she ever does have to stand is ths on who, when th opportunity comes, expects to occupy two or three seats with parcels. The man Who loan away three-quarters of Ms time Is ths one who is the most unreasonably un-reasonably Impatient If the train Is a few minutes 1st. ' - The woman wh hates children Is the one who thinks It is brutal that she Isn't permitted to take her dog into the chair car. . The man who "etfte around" at ths IS-cent IS-cent restaurants Is th Surest "kicker" In the dining car-. The woman who was born to nerve It generally the one who discovers that the porter Is not civil. The man Who Is in a business that cOn. elders KW per cent profit leglUmate Is ths one who walls loudest about extortionate fares. The woman wh lives In a four-room flat It the one who finds most fault with the close quarters of the Bleeping car. Ths woman wh talks so loud as to annoy an-noy aU the other passengers Is furious It anyone makes a noise when she wants te dose. The person who buys a half-rate excursion excur-sion ticket expects more privileges, favors and luxuries than the regular-fare passengers. pas-sengers. From "Vest Pocket Confl- aAaosa,'' in Four-Track News tor January. 1 . - . |