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Show HERE'S A STRIP OF ; LAUGHS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MERRIER j THE ESCAPE OF THE ARc New York Sun. Noah viewed the rising flood. "Yea." he remarked, "1 calculate there'll be a light smart atorm, but at least I won't met any Russian warships." With a happy emlle he watched the animals ani-mals go In two by two. ACQUIREMENTS. Washington Star. "You don't belong to one of the oldest families, do you?" said the supercilious woman. "No." answered Mrs. Cumrox; "but after af-ter we get the girls married we expect to . have several of the oldest families belonging be-longing to us." TIME TO KICK. Chicago News. Bridget Great muther of Moses, but th . ' mistress do be too particular. Nora Phwafr now? Bridget Phoy. she ses to me, ses she: Bridget, don't let th' sun git In tV parlor.' Ut moight fade th' goldfish. - FAB FROM IT. Chicago Tribune. Young Widow (to partner at ballV Mr. Crogan, I've made a wager of a pound of chocolates that you are a single man. Mr. Crogan Ye've lost, ma'am. I ra wan av thriplets. . THE ICY OUTLOOK. Atlanta Constitution.' "They have discovered snow on ths moon," aome one said to Brother Dickey. "Yes. suh," he replied, "en do fust thing you knows dey'll be tellln' some er dese wicked sinners dat Satan's drivln' a Ice wagon!" |