Show I . f ... DOLLARS ! DOLLARS ! KnlcKer Votem Wright told me himself him-self that he never took a penny as a political po-litical bribe In all his life. Bocker I don't doubt that he never took a penny; he is a high-priced man. HIS IDEA. ' President of Cigarette Co. The price of tobacco ha fallen way down. - General Manager Then I gueas we can afford to put a little of It in our cigarettes. 3u " HIS REASON". Officer Toole Who wa that fellow over there who was talking so loud and long against yacht racing? Officer Rourke He had his pocket picked in the crowd while he was watching watch-ing one of the bulletin boards during the yacht races. I . AT THE THANKSGIVING DINNER First Boarder The man who killed that turkey should be arrested for cruelty to animals. Second Boarder That's right; he didn't have much respect for age. h iff 1 .1 f ' THEN HE WENT. Mr. Bore Will you think of me when I'm gone. Miss Cutting Hints As soon as you go i win. FORCE OF HABIT. Rev. Dr. Thlrdley How did you like my sermon last Sunday? Eaton Spayce (a dramatlo critic) Great! Tou ought to dramatise It. |