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Show HERE'S A STRIP OF LAUGHS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MERRIER. ON" A CASH BASIS. Chicago Journal. , "Were you married on tlm?" "No, sir. I paid the license clerk and the preacher cash down." KNEW OF ONE. Chicago Tribune. Instructor (at night school) What are some of the evils of wealth? Shaggy-haired Pupil Automobiles is one of 'em. ENVIABLE. Town Topics. Mrs. Henpeck Her husband simply , won't listen to her. , j Henpeck How the deuce does the lucky fellow manage it? WHEKE HE GOT IT. 11 4 J Philadelphia Telegraph. I Grayson They say that man Smith has a beautiful tenor. Jackson Then I'll bet you the price of a yellow kioodle that he borrowed it. THE POBTBAIT. Life. "What's he going to call it?" "Portrait of a lady." "But It doesn't look like her at all!" "Then he might call it 'portrait of another an-other lady.' " BUBAL EEMIN1SCENCES. Puck. The Boy You tvmember them New York folks? They're stoppin with us. Farmer SumrmTboitrd What! The ones that were atoppin' with me last summer? The Boy Ves. I hope they won't roast us like they're roastln' you! HIS FOBGETFULNESS. Cleveland Plain Dealer. -"Herbert has been running an auto so long that he has forgotten all about horseback horse-back riding." "What iid he do when the horse balked?" "He crawled under It to see what was the matter." WISE COUBSE. Washington Star. "If rou were married," said the summer girl, "would you believe everything your husband told you?" "No," answered Mis Cayenne; "but. for the sake of peace in the family, I'd make him believe 1 believed it." |