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Show Vhat lis "VT&s Up To. "Do you know of the only Irishman who ver commute! suicide?" aeked W. B. Pollard ofJerey City, who i at the Fifth Avenue hotel last nijht. "You know It is id that Irishmen never commit suicided and when the argument wai advanced In a crowd of that rationality ra-tionality he was so unstrung that he decided de-cided to show hi opponents that Irishmen Irish-men do sometimes1 commit a rain act. lie accordingly disappeared, and the man who employed him started a earch. ' When he got to the barn he looked up toward the rafters and saw his man haogic j with a rope around his waist. - - - " 'What are you up to, Patr ht asked. "Ol'm hanging meself, begpbs! the Irishman replied. " "Why don't you put It around your necltr "Faith, ol did, but . couldn't braythe.'T "w as the unsmiling reply of the man from the Emerald Isle. Louisville Louis-ville Courier-Journal. |