Show My Opinion By Walter Kiernan The silly season has opened with the chopping down of Japanese Japanese Japa Japa- nese cherry trees along the Po Po- tomac If we break with Vichy a patriotic patriotic patriotic pa pa- attack can be expected on the Statue of Liberty because France gave it to us During the last war our super changed the name of sauerkraut to Liberty cabbage a a change which doubtless led to the collapse of the German army Our reasoning in war wal time goes out on more tracks than a freight yard switch engine and accomplishes less First everybody buys pounds of sugar second they start snubbing every friend with witha a sounding foreign-sounding name third they become war experts Its It's all in the record of 1917 which we apparently filed in a sealed envelope You will not be able to buy a anew anew anew new tire for your car for the next 10 days In the event of a blowout and no spare kindly forward forward forward for for- ward complaints to the Mikado Thought for the day Keep on remembering Pearl Harbor |