Show I S ALONG BROADWAY WITH WINCHELL ROYAL ROMANCE TOO f FAST FOR MAGAZINES J 5 5 Bv fly v W WALTER A TER WINCHELL S S of a Columnists Columnist's Girl Friday Dear Mr W. W Almost every magazine in town is stuck with an Jin article on the royal romance and they cant can't use them now bet be- be t ause the newspapers came in and the thing up One mag mag in partie paid 2000 for a story which it Can an now chuck in inthe inthe inthe the the ashcan because they purchased ed it too soon and planned to print too late And they talk about keeping the editorial finger on the public pulse Yeh yeh i Gypsy Rose Lee will get Lloyds Lloyd's check for next week Her premiums were only Perhaps In a week Mrs Simpson will be Gone with the Windsor I S Dont Don't think this has broken That the woman in the papers who S alleges she was shanghaied into fan an elopement was married 11 ii years ago and divorced in 29 S The The man who introduced those water water bikes seen in the newsreels with King Edward and Mrs Simpson is Briton Busch pappy of Niven and Noel Wanna give ra a a plug to Mary Lane at Jimmy Kellys Kelly's She's lovely The Howdy Howdy Howdy How- How dy club In Greenwich Village is isS S quite the spot too Has a cast lot lof ot the strangest people but very every interesting I like this simile sim sim- lIe ile submitted by Edgar Bergen I A HA smile as dull as 5 a. a m. m eyes f Say the dialogue in More dMore MoreS S Than a Secretary at the Music Hall is pretty rough what Mervyn LeRoy's The King and the he Chorus Girl picture will use Am American rican girls The Th can-can can will be a feature Ruth Grant is isnow isnow now now flow warbling at the Hollywood U j Goodman I see has started a movement to establish birthS birth- birth S day clay ay as a national holiday Hasn't he ever heard of Presidents President's s day t. t Heard an amusing one on Mr Who's Talking W Wh When hen e n he a boner and reports a master master master mas- mas ter of ceremonies holding hands across a table with a chorine in the same night club he salves the victim victim vic vic- ic tim in next days day's column by saying that the m. m c. c is is' is a terrific com com- edian That's supposed to comfort the m. m cs c.'s wife Incidentally I see that two of the columns are bragging that they first connected Mrs Simpson Simp Simp- son son with Dave Windsor two years ago what's the matter matter wasn't wasn't she a married woman then Cholly Knickerbocker was really first with the news M Joffe is taking the big plunge Tiny Kaye is Kelsey Allens Allen's nephew He h has s been trying hard to connect connect connect con con- with a newspaper for years The other day he got a job in an Educational short short short-as as editor Ina in ina ina a make-believe make newspaper office Erskine Goslings Gosling's thriller Devil Murders Off Sandy Hook ook has been peddled to Detective mag snag I read the proofs makes you shiver all over Another list of 10 Bests is out out out- about song writers Kern Berlin Gershwin Rodgers and Hart Porter Friml Frim Romberg Coward anc and Schwartz How about Youmans He merely wrote Tea for Two More Than You Know The Carioca Carioca Cari- Cari oca and did the score for Fred Astaire's first flicker Dick Himber Himber Himber Him- Him ber was just dust in in-he in he said the Beaux Arts ball wasn't such an exclusive affair Plenty of bums there been called The Arts Ball The leader of the or orchestra orchestra orchestra or- or chestra at Childs on East 12 East is supposed to be a cousin of Gloomy Dean Dea Inge of Eri England land Frank Parker has been signed for fora a show to play playa a radio singer Bee Kalmus opens at the Clover on the Katherine Burke was most beautiful nude He paid her per week to wear nothing She is now a Bergdorf Goodmans Goodman's model to model to wear clothes The movies are dizzy for not signing up Paula Bauersmith of Were Chosen She's the Jean Muir type and just justas as alluring Jack Monroe of the Black Cat says he wondered if you realized where talk double-talk came from From auctioneers Allen Gilberts Gilbert's piece in the Xmas number of the Billboard will make every burlesk producers producer's face redder than Moscow Moscow Moscow Mos Mos- cow on May day You wont won't believe believe be be- lieve this but I heard a woman claiming that the reason she got gota a job as hostess in a funeral parlor parlor par par- lor br was due to her glamour Erskine Gwynne won a fight at atEl atEl atEl El Morocco probably Morocco probably has big muk- muk kles Hildegarde will get a a. a G G Gone Ga a aone aone one week at the Sert Room Room Room-on on the Mrs Chauncey Olcott is keeping Janet in Saratoga for the winter winter winter-so so that Janet doesn't have to break off any more engagements to noblemen or local dandies Cal- Cal dos and Baline are a new dance team Baline is Nadine Alexander who took Irving Berlins Berlin's real name S Cop Number is a ringer for forKing forKing forKing King Edward He is Ray Stilley the former chorus boy who hits hits' too hard The front pages of some of the newspapers certainly make you columnists look like sissies Abe Lyman called Said that in 1929 the favorite song of the then Prince of Wales Vales was If I Had You in which are these hese lines I i could be a king dear uncrowned humble or poor rich or renowned there is nothing I couldn't do if I had you Your Girl Friday |