Show Walter Winchell B BROADWAY R 0 A D WAY AY GOSSIP G 0 S SIp Faces Face A Ah About h 0 out u t Town Jock Whitney shaking paws with a white whito man irita critz for tor columnist in front of The Stork club to seal a wag wager r on the Rose Bowl game Jq John JQhn n Mason Brown the Posts Post's ray play undertaker practically practically practically nak naked d between acts in front of or the Biltmore theater trying theater trying to catch the the- flu George Gcorge Jean Nathan at and featurIng featuring tho the only derby In tho the world that turns u u up ill in front Richard Himber ono of ol the better hurdy- hurdy gurdy mei merchants chants at and Broadway proudly displaying a anew anew anew new contract with Ludens Luden's on the tho networks Arthur J. J Burke tho the most prolific of the pulp mag magazine contributors He can grind out words in an afternoon afternoon afternoon after after- noon the they tell you And more more s Sell more sell ll them For he has to a m month nth in to three former fraus tho concert admiring his likeness on the avenue side aido of Carnegie hall near street Hot New Hoagy Carmichaels Carmichael's Carml Carml- chael's new tune Pagan Star the jingle called Love Makes the World Go Round J. J Dennys Denny's music magic at the tho French Casino Casino Ca Ca- sino alno and Fontana Rositas Rosita's dancing at Versailles Plus a white orchid for forgetting that they once were headliners with other partners and for being sane enough to start all over again again- from the bottom of the Broadway ladder ladder and and agreeing to open the tho show Manhattan l Melodrama 1 It happened happened hap hap- the other otner afternoon In Radio City Ono One of the em- em a victim of or the Shylocks was being dunned by a gangster who demanded that the they meet tho following in a secluded spot to talk it ever The frightened frightened frightened fright fright- ened victim notified the police A detective was assigned to tho the case caso The Tho secluded spot pot selected wa a tiny studio on tho eighth floor in BE-in in which this column broadcasts by the way The gangster lost no time in getting to tho the point If you dont don't comp come across with tho the Interest interest interest inter inter- est on the dough he threatened you wont won't live long long And there wore were other threats threats all all of which were spoken before belore a live microphone which which was piped into tho the control room and recorded on a 3 dictaphone After the interview ended the ended the detective walked into the studio and collared col cot lared the hoodlum It Is a true story and may be confirmed The identical Incident however was a feature in Blessed Event the play Broadway l He tells ambitious new ness comers corners that they got what it takes and he Ios loses s 's 5 no notime notime notime time to tal take e what they got gol He promises to keep you ou working steadily and steadily and the first week he ho gets get you ivi benefits Hell He'll split his hia commission with any other agent or manager manager provid provid providing ing of ot course it all comes out of the actors actor's share Hell He'll pick your song songs to sing sing but but not a place to sing them Hell He'll sell sen you cu he sa says sas s if its it's the thc last thing he does does and and it usually Is He to run your sala salary y yInto into four fout figures They're all zeros Hes He's always on en the Go- Go between He lives like a king and acts like a queen que n He has tight suits and loose morals Hes He's always attacking somebody Either producers critics or girls under 18 He is so phoney phoney you you could put a dime in his eye eye and and call Brooklyn Town Big-Town Farco Farce at nt 8 in the tho Morning L Lew w White the National Nation Nation- al at Broadcasting organist whose earl early morning programs are popular lar between the coasts was trapped in tho the storm the other 8 a. a m. m and couldn't make mako it The frantic production manager didn't receive the warning until two minutes before tho the broadcast and and then ther was no stand by Or pianist Tho The breathless official official cial cia raced downstairs to the musicians musician's musicians musician's musi musi- cian's clans room pushed in the door and encountered a drowsy chap You musician S a panted the executive Yeah he yawned in reply Then follow follow fol fol- to- to low me fer hurry up and they both ran back to the tho studio reaching It with only seconds to spare Whew sighed the executive Im certainly certainly thinly glad I found you ou Low White tho the organist isn't here get II ready leady were we're on Okay was the retort but Wheres Where's my drums Street Scenes Scene and the Drive The trying to keep paco pace with a swiftly moving speedboat on the Hudson a. a m. m Sunday at and Lexington Lexing Lexing- ton A milkman rescuing a frail from a swinging fist drunk and then being told by the doll to keep out of other ether peoples people's affairs Lota Loin Bonners Bonner's shop on W. W the other noon The ladies' ladies undressing rooms were all oc occupied occupied oc- oc so the fashionable femmes undraped themselves in the shops shop's aisle and collected a great crowd on the pavement who gaped and giggled The patrons patrons patrons pa pa- however appeared to enjoy enjoy enjoy en en- joy it as much as the peasants 1230 p. p m. m Friday at near An elderly gent rummaging rummaging rummaging rum rum- maging in a refuse can for food at the side door of a grill An offer olter of assistance from a passerby passerby passer passer- by was spurned with I dont don't want charity The white white- haired mustachioed and field L R R. T. T conductor on the Times Square-Flushing Square run who wears spats a. a m. m at E. E street The police pollee cars responding to a robbery A Phi Beta Kappa man a local lawyer with a famous firm alleged that two gobs from the tho U. U S. S S. S Jacob Jones in the Navy Yard had robbed him One sailor had jumped three stories and walked away but was nabbed How come wo we asked the attorney you had sailors in your our homo home at this time of night They seemed lonesome and I 1 wanted to be sociable he said and offered them Ulem a drink Memos of a l Thanks to License Commissioner Paul Moss who has no idea of ot re resigning resigning re re- signing by the way for tor his co cooperation cooperation co co- operation in the matter of theatergoers theatergoers the the- who light matches to read their programs He has promised John Anderson of the Journal and the Mirrors Mirror's sheriff sher shor- iff that if it any critic or citizen informs him him him-at at what tem play pie spectators light matches matches matches-ho ho will be glad to punish the management management man man- by closing down the tho theater for 2 24 hours or longer George Nathan blistered a fellow fellow lellow fel lel- fel- fel low at last Wednesdays Wednesday's premiere pre pre- micro of a performance one failure failure failure fail fail- ure according to Anderson He must be a moron said Nathan Nathan Nathan Na Na- than to care who's in the cast of Satellite Thumbnail on Milton Mllton Eerie Berle He Loves Em and Lifts Em Description o of Broadway in Winter The only season in which the rest of the body is as cold as the heart The racing drawings in color on the walls of the barber shop on near were once owned by Rudolph Valentino Some of ot tho the spots were worried about Josephine Baker the flavored chocolate actress from Paris coming in The customers they feared wouldn't like It etc The tactful thing to do said an advisor would be to have her take a bow That would make a celebrity of her herand herand herand her her- and the mob would ask for tor her autograph Miss Baker however however how how- ever is the one who is snubbing the snobs She Sho simply wont won't mix with them Time-Fortune Time is reported angling for a local newspaper news news- paper Judge Goldsmith told Bill Farnsworth that Big Tim I Never one for once said ever sue any anyone libel they may hang It on you OUi What Big Tim said was Never Nover sue any anyone one for libel libel libel- they're liable to prove it Coast reports report state the current Hollywood fad Is The permanent Hollywood sport however Is tobogganing |