| Show Walter Winchell ON ON BROADWAY Copyright 1932 1832 by Dally Mirror Inc lac O. O PORTRAIT OF A MAN IAN TALKING TO HIMSELF I prefer to ro believe that Reynolds knocked himself himself him him- self off during off during one of his melancholy spells He was wu like that Imagine being with 20 with nothing but coin to waste He was always moody anyhow Bored with being bored Every y time I saw him in the gay spots hed he'd sit and andy stare stare all all night I X mean T Tho ho most listless list list- list j less o of ot the te so-called so playboys The e peculiar set with which he mingle mingled d probably got on an his nerves too and little wonder 1 They'd get on anybody Wonder if it the next sensation on the front frontages pages ages will be that threatened story of a well well- known own star Who is weary of ot waiting for his adored ones one's husband to agree to a divorce The shelved groom it appears just wont won't go gay gay and and put himself in a spot to be trapped And so his wife and and her lover over flaunt themselves them selves anyhow And the latter r Is plotting to tomake tomake tomake make a R confession to the public pubU and and charge the husband with once breaking u up his own home nomel I What a story It would ma make makel el The Thc tragedy however at Winston Salem re revives revives revives re- re vives talk a about ut the late Hans Stengel another so sophisticate sophisticate so- so who pardoned himself himsel from his guests guests one night and went to his room where ho he lulled Killed himself And after he per per- SLAYS SELF they found one of his manro manro man- man ro ESCAPE which he was readying for FRIENDS a magazine in which he lamented the passing of fellowship Alas i he penned the American guest is gone Look at the men who come into your home No Nomore Nomore Nomore more may you see the affable fellow who came camo Into festive e houses mayhap tendering a dainty nosegay to the tho mistress of the he house Forgotten are the a days of clinking crystals and witty toasts Gone arc the mellow evenings of grateful sipping The Tho bon ben mot died with the connoisseur of vintages vintages vint vint- ages and gave place to the pun and gin The frail goblet surrendered to the uncouth demijohn and the a guest has become a customer the customer the host a graceless of voluminous intoxicants It was a n thrust at those whom he abhorred yet abhorred yet they were his set set and and they served in a way to divert him What I liked about him was his gallant manner Interesting tale about Herbert Herbort Lubin who Is 15 listed high among fellows who lose without blinkIng blinking blink bUnk ing an orb When money was worth a good deal more than prosperity par he lost a diamond ring and a home homo at Larchmont to movie movle a magnate magnate mag mag- nate aggregating on on the tho flip of a two- two bit piece s And a salute t to L. L Rosenwald of the Sears- Sears Roebuck firm for the way he promoted a half halt million dollars for the unemployed He was urged to give 1000 And so he told the so solicitors solicitors solicitors so- so that if they could get four other money men to ro kick in with each hed he'd give the same sum Which h E. E T. T sto Stotesbury and G. G Tyler and two other gents agreed upon They denied It once but the rumors are aro per per- This time they say that if it Hoover and Curtis are reelected that the latter and the rich widow of that famous firm will merge M Well there goes another of the few remaining I monuments to Broadway roadway The Gaiety theater that grand ol old temple of make believe where such delightful plays as and The Fortune Hunter It cradled more run long-run hits than any other house And now comes the mournful report that it will soon join the ranks of the group The local optimists are wasting no time And they are Bre anticipating the Wet et Movement by September 1 So some of the are converting converting converting con con- the old Follies Ber Bergere ere and will pattern it after one of the Parisian joy caves and christen it The Kings King's Roost It will feature three bars bars and and dozens of beautiful barmaids Goody goody I hope it comes true true true-I I mean about the pretties for then it will be a rendezvous for those of us W who 0 think we have to stay up all night |
