Show Walter Winchell ON ON BROADWAY Copyright 1932 by Dally Mirror Inc A Columnists Columnist's Secy Jots Down a Few Notes Note Dear V. V W. W Wr W. Friends of mine who TV were ere seeing see see- ing the Swedish Americans liner off the other day thought they saw a ringer for Garbo The Jolson Keeler Jolson-Keeler Keeler merger which Is almost in its fifth firth year ear is a a. new record Al Trahan phoned Said that things are so bad in Chicago they arc are putting taxi meters on patrol wagons Funnier is what happened to Bernie He was walking the boardwalk at Asbury and stepped stopped on a loose beard which board which hi hit him a terrific whack on the shoulder Without turning around he chirped All right all right Ill I'll pay you ou to tomorrow to- to morrow I. I I S S S Sally who still sUll considers Peter Arno Amio Head Man features a heavy topcoat and no hose Too bad about Judith Wood That motor rooter car crash damaged her beautiful nose which you do donot donot donot not notice but notice but it doesn't camera She's coming back to try her luck over again in local shows hows But what local shows S S SI I learned why Adolphe Adolpha l did nothing to rescue his adopted son from that west coast mess Seems that the lad has been embarrassing for eight years and he is fed red up S S S SIf If the argument ever arises you arises you may safely as assert assert assert as- as sert that Helen Nolan of the N. N Y American is 13 tho the towns town's prettiest t wagon fire-wagon chaser S S Your friend Laemmle LaemmIe Jr is still cussing himself himself himself him him- self over letting George Brent get away from him Had him mm under contract and contract and let et him go to the Chatterton picture The Rich Are Al Always Al- Al ways Way With Us Us and and some of the rooters are now hailing him as a second Gable Junior also let the Bette Davis gal get away from l him m. m Lubitsch has been rushing Phyllis Clare dare who still has bas immigration miseries Corinne Griffith and Walter Morasco were others others oth oth- ers who lost their fortune recently Mickey Neilan's in town as is Colleen Moores Moore's groom Al AI Scott S S S What'll I t do with that monkey sent by Olsen and Johnson Its It's name Is Willie as 1 if it I Icare Icare care They sent 40 of them to local scribes You might as well welI wise up theater managers to the old racket wl which ch some of or the lads have revived They have cards printed a la Ia the average average average aver aver- age reporters reporter's press pass They are arc peddled i at 1 each each and and you'd oud be surprised how many theaters theaters theaters the the- aters recognize the bearer They are even crashing crashing crashing crash crash- ing speakeasies and dine on the cuff Hoot Gibson was Introduced as James Dunn the other night and was he embarrassed You could have hit him with an egg egg and and cooked it I Wonder Wonder- why Edna Murphy didn't show up for her divorce papers which were granted the theother theother theother other day That sorta aorta holds up Mervyn LeRoy's plans what Jackie Coogan is go going going going go- go ing around with a young lad lady he introduces as Miss Smith Doesn't ho know that's an old gag S S S Walter was almost tempted to take back his old Job at Paramount after went out But if he had it would have ruined his chance of collecting all sU that dough he ho Is suing for for for-for for breach of contract contract-a a amere mere quarter of a million or more S S S The new gag for the former up stay who no longer go to the speaks and clubs is hiring a a. small crew of or players or sax tooters looters and bringing them up to a friends friend's penthouse Very little tar tariff for lor the musicians who are tickled pink meeting people S S S By the way read Sweet Cheat pretty good |