Salt Lake Telegram | 1931-09-19 | Page 4 | Local News

A boy with six arms is reported living in Catalonia Catatonia Spain Hes He's adapted either for the disarmament conference or for selling tickets tickets tick tick- ets at football games Begin Fresh Drive on Crime Element says a headline Dont Don't tell us the police are becoming impudent to the gangsters Loss by fire in a Kansas elevator the other day was reported as slight A mere bushels of wheat was destroyed When Edison took an auto ride against the doctors doctor's order he no doubt found it easy to invent an excuse A Los Angeles pastor says New York City needs a man like Mussolini for mayor That'll be the Duce to pay Football may be overemphasized as some charge but to those who heave the ball it is just a passing fancy Burying a black cat at midnight in a graveyard is a sure cure for warts warts warts-if if the warts are on the cat It may not be too much to say that an optimist is one who in these times hopes to I marry for money There are those who believe belleve the wheat situation would be relieved by having a Baker for tor president In London distance is measured by time In this country tim time is measured by ments Al AI Smith declines to admit his derby is out of ot the presidential ring It is brown but not out Some of the blondes one sees on the street appear to be women who could not make the shade The new Eugenie hats are a great advantage advantage advantage tage when a woman has a black eye The aviation death rate Is said to be lalling 3