Salt Lake Telegram | 1928-06-04 | Page 8 | Telling the World

TELLING TELLING TH TN WORL By NEAL OHARA O'HARA OHARA Copyright Publishing New York World J The solution of our un ment merit problem is to have moi more days The horny handed g guy y of work wont won't have so many to loaf For a nation a as bi bistrong big strong as we are we have tot alarm days tm a a a aA I A list of proposed holda appended If our legislative wont won't make them legal maybE organized m infinity of people jobs can slip them across a a 9 These are the days das ye we al 31 celebrate Jan 1 In I-In In memory of ot the t r before tm Jan 9 Birthday I-Birthday of Azel WJ inventor of the letter sot slot Jan 16 Eighteenth 16 Am Amend day IB Jan 17 Anniversary 17 of bid the tIle bootlegging industry Jan 18 The 18 The Battle ot of I Alcohol Jan 29 Celebration 9 of deal deat the inventor of ot the telephone b Feb 4 Free 4 Free Verse dayI L. L holiday celebrated in Matt Feb 6 Opening 6 of Buy aS Se week j a I Feb 11 Wedding 11 Wedding De Wolf Hopper Feb 12 12 LIncoln's Lincoln's birthday birthdayS Feb 13 13 Anniversary 1 ry jf t 1 auction sale of Jewelry tue still going on M Feb 14 St. 14 St St. Val Valentines Valentine's ntine's d day dayS Feb 15 Anniversary IS-Anniversary of the Maine Feb Fob Anniversary lG-Anniversary of ot laut au ing of oil investigation Feb 22 22 Washington's J bIrth Feb 29 every four ye rs I 2 year rear da day 1 MarcIa March 4 fever every four foul years years years- Year day for outgoing adminis then lion March 9 Another 0 Another I-Another wedding vei-sary vei of De Dc Wolf Volt Hopper March MarcIa 16 Battle 16 Battle of ot tM T Square Subway mm March March- 17 17 St. St Patricks Patrick's Celebrated everywhere excel the Invisible Empire 9 a a ft I March 29 Anniversary 29 ot of i Switz first housemaid who dt I want Thursdays and Sundays April 1 All I-All All Fools Fools' day in Wall Vall street Texas o gions and Florida real estate tors April 6 Another 6 wedding of Do De Wolf Vol HOPPer flopper A April ril 19 Battle 19 Battle of L Lexi and Concord The shot th tha heard around the world April 20 InvEntion 20 Invention of th cocktail Another shot tI tM a aheard heard around the w is' world May 14 Anniversary 14 ot of s' s of the first instalment l it lea a furniture May 30 Memorial 30 Memorial day June 1 Wedding l day celebrated in some places June 12 Another 12 Another r wedding of De De W Wolf lt Hoppe i June 17 Battle 17 Battle o of Bu Bunk k Not a golf golt holiday Jul July 4 Fourth 4 Fourth of July Jul known as Independence day 0 th the twelve mile limit July 5 Visitors Visitors' day in a ac wards Aug 3 haircut Get day dar celebrated ted in parts o of Wes ginia Kentucky and Arkans f 1 Sept Price of da day clay Wildly celebrated In J 14 sylvania First Monday of September bor da day Oct 1 Moving l Moving day but not celebrated I Nov Kov 11 Armistice ll-Armistice Armistice da day every everywhere e w here but not as asas asas asas as you'd oud think in Milwaukee Last Thursday in inov ov m Thanksgiving day da Dec Doe 25 25 Christmas 25 Christmas d day everywhere except by me men 1 Dec 26 Bargain 26 Bargain da day Do Christmas exchanging earlY De Dee Deo 31 Brit 31 Your 31 Bring Bring- Your Own I And Night 1