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Show ! :t; 1 - ' You Never Can Tell, l'"', ' strapping woman boarded a S " trolley car In Rye, N. Y., set- 1 n , j tied Into a seat and paid her fare. ; 'Kj The car had not traveled more than five blocks when she rose and rang i- - up a cash fare. Whereupon the ; I , t , conductor strode up to her. 'i.Hi "Madam," he demanded, "do you . ' ; inow that I must turn In every r ' " , j v 'are rung up upon that register?" ,",)., "Certainly!" the woman replied, i ,' ' : throwing open her coat and show- 1 1,1- tng a badge. "Meet the new In- ': I 1 ipector." Everybody's Magazine. |