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Show i Different Kinds of "Lame Ducks" Says the governor of California to the governor of 1 Texas, both retiring: , , , , i 1 "During my term, 1 have granted but four pardons and one commutation of sentence and refused to intervene in ! 37 hangings." , .. .... i S'tys the governor of Tt -x:u to the governor ot Ctililornia : I '"Dui'ing my term, 1 have granted 22 pardons; so that I it hasn't paid to keep I he prison gates locked. And the folks, ;v lai'ge majorities, have ousted both Friend Kichanlnon aiid "Ma" I'erguson. Put your brains at work on it! j Ghzvrvalions ' MORE sporls scandal! Charged that football officials are becoming fat and lazy ; and, some of the cheer leaders have hiccoughs, too. "THIS recognition by Uncle Sam makes me feel like a stray cat doused wiih a bucketful of ice water,", remarked President Diaz, as he surrendered his pistol to Admiral Latimer. Lati-mer. "J GIVE till the credit to my wife," declared the legislator-elect. And, later, they discover that he has been indicted in-dicted for bigamy twice and patronizes five bootleggers. Very early, advises a sociologist, teach the child to solve his own problems. Mii-ht teach him how to get the cork out of his bottle, without anyone seeing him, as a beginning. |