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Show ! Man highor up the attic boarder. H" Mr. Pinchot retired under Mr. Taft's H; What does the school board propose . -to do with it? Hr " r H" Mossbaeks even growl because sky- Hy , scrapers come high. Hj 1 Onco set an enterprise on foot and H, you have U. on' "hand. Hjl One should not be too much surprised ' if cut by a hatchet-facod acquaintance. Hr Unfortunately,, man is not like the; ' pic crust the shorter, tho rielier. H'; However, if Convict Walsh had been : a model banker, ho would not now be Hh model prisoner. Hi If butter persists in perching upon ; Hjj its high-priced dignity, take a fall out i HL' of it by using Olco. Hl Whatever may bo said of D.octor Cook, it appears that it is not Com- r mandcr Peary tvho is saying it, Ht Secretary Knox, though, will remctn- H' bcr that tlicro arc railroads to -be reg- H, ulated at home, as well ns in'Mifnchuria. f - Hf'l Ncvcrlholess, about the only way to H; khock out the food trust appears to bo HL'i to go back lo the flapjacks and mo- I lasses of '-10. Hii - H' A lot of Salt. Lake's chocolate -girls Hii have gone out on strike. In labor cir-. H! cles they will bo regarded' as tlic real candv kids. Doctor Stewart tells us that we should Hjj devote attention to the house fly. One Hi has to when the pest buzzes around ; Hj the end of one's nose. Wliilo a girl may claim 'to have had H; i dozen offers of marriage, she is carc; H ful not to mention the fact lli.it they Hj all came from one follow. HP They found a new comet the other ' day, and now they've lost the pesky th iii g. Oniy way lo keep track of 'era i is lo slake 'cm out or hobble 'cm. P 'j Paulhan, tho French aviator, takes j first money at the Los Angeles meet. Hl Ms American competitors feci con-vjuccd con-vjuccd that ho has his nerve with him. H) When ho returns homo Governor Spry j 5 will bo ablo to report f lint the confer- Ml C,K' of covcrnors didn't quite know H vliat 5t wantcJ tlo, and didn't do Rl f tllcro aro Koing to be mnny more , of those weallliy'aud distinguished con- H! vicls, wo all may soon bo obliged to break into prison in order to invade H' h'K'i society. i . '' ' 1 j! ( iloro improvemcnls aro called for by J. taxpayers, and sf ill more suburban rcsi- 'i dents want to come into tho municipal HI oltl of Zipping Zion. All of which may Hjj' , to charged to the, American party. Hii . Apostle-Senator Smool has acquired a Hj, handsome residence at Washington, at Hit' . which ho gnvc a brilliant' reception on HI , . Thursdaj'. However, that isn't "preach- H)'l ' ing the gospel in the halls of Congress;" Hj nor floes it boar any resemblance to the p ) act of a dipciplo of the Sou' of Man, HI 1 ft w,1 was Eaifl to Iirivo lia(1 o place L'' .1 to lay His head. , - , . Hi " "Senator Sutherland was honored t o-Hi o-Hi ' . fay W being selected as one of the 4- Senators to tit upon the commis sion appointed by Congress to investigate investi-gate tho Ballingcr-Pinchot trouble, " reads a dispatch. But let us enter tain the fervent hope that Mr. Sutherland Suther-land will not "sit upon the commission'' commis-sion'' ioo hard. |
