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Show it I Groundhog day. ,.:'if .Wonder if he'll see his shadow. ''--'hi Is tlic forestry bureau stuffed with j , ;iy sawdust? I .)';' dcnfc Taft's political discontent. -.? . . One tinner about beinp poor is that j' '''ll nobody would bo if ho could help it. ; ' iW2 ' Doctor Cook is a wandering maverick, I i'-jt and ' everybody is . trying to slick a f V" 1 Brandon him. ft'" ilfe r-js "Where are the dcad7' asks a lec-. lec-. tttrcr. With rcspecj. to sonic of 'em :-J$ TJ'c shudder to think, i nil - Ij . Apparently one o tho favorite -V '' courtiers of tho good Queen Victoria j ) ','i(; f Spain is His Grace tho Stork. ,' . ' ! j S Uncle .Toe Cannon is now sure that ' .; in addition to its rewards the House " Speakership carries its penalties. But it is not well to be carried j i' away by tho food boycott idea at j " fr g least, not so far as the undertaker's j i'-i .shop. I ''U'a They call it a tramp comet, as well J as "A-1910"; and the latter desigua-on desigua-on s"Cgests that it might also be a star convict. fl According to one scientist that now i i'vJ I comet is likely to lose part of its tail, '' hufc ho docs not say whether it is to be ja -8 clipped or docked. I - n ECems 'hat Mr. Glavis is causing ! ' ' Secretary Ballinger to wonder whether J ; j I or not his vindication .by tho admiuis- (' tration is going to ptay'jmt. It almost seems impossible that Ze- , ' Iaya has so much money ns reported, j '-'a since we have not reccnlly heard of (5j bim being treated for appt'tidicitis. , .!; "Building permits for last month I i' I doubled in valuo of those issued a I 'I t yoar ago is soinc evidence of the I growth of our own and onl3" Zipping HI .And there is no doubt that in dis- H! i D tributing his quota of Ihe" Government w ' IB "free garden seeds, Apostle-Senator f' J ' , '1 ffl Smoot will find all his addresses in tho y Mormon church ronsup. H, ! jfl y0 ono nes to 'see a business in- ' 1 'i'Si Btilution fail; but when it comes to a r-lB cpflin factory we can at least comfort- H l .''iB al)'v conclude that unsuccess is due to :J ' 'kwl t'10 comm"n''.V C0fl health. j ' l 1 Defaulter Warriner declares that Mrs. ' f 1 Slewarr.-Ford blackmailed him rcpoutcd- N l.v: but her opporf unity for doing so 1 , H U could not liavo existed had he boon V U honest -with tho funds of the Big Four ' ' i n railway. 1 Tn tackling Mount McKinley aud the Pu north polo, Doctor Cook liiay be sail j Vr,i naVo Het n's mrirks high and diffi- . f I cult: but there are somo who declare ' $11 1 that llC pxP'oilcd tho easier marks ' ''ilSi after his return. . ' Ihjt B It docsn 't come from tho wcather- ' r i man, but there is an announcement H M$ that a 'TorriD,c frost" will occur on H ' ''l t i 1 tho evening of iho nth of this month. I .j i-'i Tho press club fellows say if, i8 to HI fr'ri't happen in the usually warm and cozy H ' ii Sl?lt' Lako Ti,catcr- jgj Immigration Commissioner Kcefe ' I 1 vl I1 ''Bays that tho treaty intended to sttp- 1 K' v I press tn0 "wn't0 slave" traflic is H I ' PractlUH,,y worthless. And doublless it 1 ' j : "J j u 80 as 0DR us BOmo foreign countries cure nothing about what happens hap-pens to their womon and girls. |