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Show liylffl Bet every criminal in the land al60 'VVS imagined be saw his shadow. ' SlU If yu cxPecfc to rat0 wcl1 with .tlie "i H ladies', don't expectorate on the side- Hjj 'Hm wal,c L And if the groundhog crawled back ' 'J into the hole, did lie draw the hole in after liimj Another big theater for Zipping '"''-iS z5on- Wllilc 1Jvo ancI bo08t' Hi'- ''aW Although Uncle Joe Cannon has been Hji repeatedly punctured. politically, ho ex- Hi j'.j hibits also tho adhesiveness of a porous Hl i ' if plastor. :--1. Hh ill' jffl It is said that Halley's comot is to ' f '-lla bQ visibl in APriI- As we rcmembcr H Ph w it, the month also brings around "April , y I fool day." . Eichard Crokor, Jr., is about to give Hj P his kennel; which indicates that ho i ,j '.'x H has determined not to lot his fancy run . ' M to the dogs. ' i Kot even tho most reckless spond- Hj ; ' thrift could havo blown himself as ,. J? l hard as did the wind in northern Utah :'f il "Tommy Murphy wins from Sammy Smith," a sporting cows, heading says; but it will be undevstoood that it was 'jfn n 110 gQme of marbles. Failing with total liabilities of thir- ! 11! ty-sovon million dollars, tha Mexican ' ii m National Packing company certainly 'w nJ did no half way job while it was B $1 atit- "I SI 1,,ood Priccs tny 8a" ar0 higher now Hl '"' li tban (ur'uK tno war; but nobody do- ,."'' m s'res a "ivar to br'nK tuo Pr,CCB ow"i Ht ' m except the peaceful ono upon the food m trust. . l! T' w John Alexander Dowio, who claimed to havo been Elijah, woro alive t , ? B he would say that what was once the lHt' ' S m dining room of tho divine is now to bo HL ancc un' or" devil Hi ''JJ Since Warriner's confession of his Hj m complete helplessness in the hands of !. m Mrs, Stewart-Ford, it would scarcely ho Hjj' consistent to designate the woman as lH 1 I H being of tho weaker ser. lHr i l m Joseph Y. says he can provo by the Hl t ' 'J H Doctrine and Covenants that tho lHt' 'I 'M groundhog hns no right to claim to lHi - if bo a prophet; and we imagine that : 1 ought to hold his marmot nibs for a jj while. ' lH '(1 S rovo cartoonist has beon fined H 1 . r;-'J m twenty-flvo dollars for kissing a Provo llflj ' " 'n H lassie against her will. If the young lH ; IS If ay '3 as Pr0y as Yrovo girls usually lH (rl arc' 8S v?as "lV0r1 more than tho ' pi n money. 11 ''r ffi n Oklahoma thoy havo started a lH : S 'boom for Champ Clark for President. , l g; It. is impossiblo to say that it shall be Hj ' ' 'f uj onc "PP10 hut that thoro will i, 9 bo a murmur from Mr. Bryan there is iH ' 't w Commander Poary is to back an ex- 'y !'j3 pedition to discovor the South pole, but ilB it'H ir' 1 v' nofc Prsonny conduct tho ' 'j ll j( party. Apparently ono honor is suf- i'J I ficicnt for tho commandor, as is also ''- j I ono controversy over it. "'1 M J -'re Chief Glore says that flying ma- lH I'l'l If 1 chines may yet be used to fight fire, lH 1 1.) 'J :' I Inasmuch as one may also use them to 11 L m 1 gct out" ,n0 '"' of "' watr8i tho , i' df) I aerial wonders may bo usoful in ovor- lH i' f tit 1 coming two of man's greatest enemies, KjfJ M i fire and flood. Ml J'rV 'J 1 Edward Payson Weston has bogun another wnlk across the continent, which ho expects to finish in ninety days. At his ngo ho will provo him-solf him-solf to be a wonder if he shall bo able to "go the pace" for that length of-time. |