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Show JIclp the tuberculosis war. Co Die right in. Sugar ward. "When .you sec it snovvslidc coining, Lca lL Clear t lie sidewalks on the crowded lrect corners. Can't, help il. Got to say it :igain: "Walk to I he right. Dobody cad get rid of. a cold id the dose id the sprig tibc. Salt Lake has lior two hundred tiiou-sand tiiou-sand noses ready for counting. March came in like a lamb; on nc-count nc-count of which wo have a roar coin-ing. coin-ing. - Speaking of a pretty kettle of fish -to fry, Colonel .Roosevelt, will find A Id rich, Cannon and the tarilV. It isn't because Census Supervisor jUcMillin is knocked out that he an; nounqcs his readiness lo take the count. Never mind. If it's too much work for the county commissioners, the job ivill be -taken off their hands next fall. Uncle Sniu may have been a little slow iii the matter, but lie finally pun-ished pun-ished the sugar trust when he got under weigh. . Jn thia time of strike trouble is good opportunity for Philadelphia to ex-ereise ex-ereise a little of its renowned "broth-crly "broth-crly love In Mr. George W. Pepper, counsel for Mr. Pinchof. may be found partial Hl explanation of the Peppery naturo of the hearing. The price of tuberculosis is poor air, lassitude, iuadequute food and a deuce of a lot of trouble. Brcatho, work, cat and cheer up! hi the end, however, the location of the coming .loffrics-.Tohuson glovp contest will doubtless be decided by a toss-up of the coin. Doubtless it will bo cheering news to the poor tithe-payer to hear that Apostle Smoot is reputed to be five times a millionaire. H If the Uinh Federation of Women's Clubs shall have their way, we all shall be able to boastfully say, "There are no dies on me." "Evorv woman is after the latest winkle," asserts the Philadelphia Hcc-ord, Hcc-ord, "till it comes on her face." That cuts no "figure," t houch. fl Elder Brighatn II. Roberts appears to bo inclined toward anthroponiorphothc-ism; anthroponiorphothc-ism; and Joseph Y. would cut him oft' H' the church for it, too, if he knew what the word meant. "Xo man in this country is so high that he is higher than the law," says Justice "Wright at "Washington. His 1 Honor is evidently not acquainted with uno Joseph F. Smith. Some of his const it ucuts have com-plained com-plained to Apostlc-Seuator Smoot that thej- have not received their annual packages of free garden seeds. Reply: "What the hell do I caro?" County Commissioner Maekay is too busy with his private business to at-tend at-tend to that of the county, it appears. There arc plenty of considerate citizens who would be accommodating enough to relieve him of the latter. |