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Show "-The days of visitation are come, the days of recompense arc come: 1b-racl 1b-racl shall know it: the prophet' is a fool, the spiritual nuin is mad, for the multi-tude multi-tude of t hi n c iniquity, and t.fie groat hatred," Hosen ixM 7. It is difficult to convince tiic woman with an out.-of-si.ylc bonnet, that there is no physical hell. It appears flint," the looter of tlie Uusso-Chinese bank went' at the busi-ncss busi-ncss on a Wider scope. Those Jeffries-Johnson moving pie-t'ures pie-t'ures don't ccem to move anj'body to high bidding for 'cm. However, it will be better for Spain to cnlm herself, if sho desires to save what is left; of herself. Hj Our new pobygainists may find more or less pleasure in seeing their names iu tomorrow morning's issue. N"o; wo havo received no personal letter frpm Bogus Prophet Joseph F. Smith informing us of his where-abouts. where-abouts. Those who declare that Uncle .Toe Cannon is going down with colors fly-ing fly-ing at least admit that he is going down. What the City Council mean's is thai' the pool room sharks must not stand upon the order of their going, but that they must. go. Elder George C. Parkinson, of land swindling and other ill fame, lias a now suit on his hands, but it isn't," one that came from a tailor shop. There is general speculation now as to where Mr. Bryan will go politicnl-ly: politicnl-ly: but it is moderately certain that he Hl is not headed for tho pic counter. Hj Scuator Albert J. Bcveridge also has called upon the ex-President. It' seems that Teddy's headquarters nowadays are more attractive than is the White fl House. Bwana Tumbo, whom no ferocious beast of the African jungle could in-limidate, in-limidate, has come home only to find a political situntion that immediately chased him up a tree. Hj Numorous requests have been received j at this office for publication of a com- plcte list of the names of new polygam-1 polygam-1 ists who havo been found out. Tho list will appear in Monday's issue of The Tribune. Hj New 'York City owes $(581,000,000, the biggest of municipal debts in the United States; but that makes no difference while sho enjoys the distinction of be-ing be-ing the biggest town in spite of hustling Chicago.. ; Hj Now it is Montana that has furnished J the latest champion snake story. Of 1 course, if a fellow doesn't want to be-j be-j lievc it there will bo no danger that on this account ho will be nrrcated ami thrown in jail. It is believed that Mr. Jiooauvelt does not look unkindly upon tho Pinchot boom for the New York Governorship. What difference would that make ox-cept ox-cept to a party vliat evidently believes in one-man bossismY Apostle-Senator liccd Smoot is ro-ported ro-ported to bo unable to interpret the homestead act of which ho is supposod to bo the author. If his inspiration l as a aeer has fallen down on the job ho niuy havo better success by trying that Smith pecpstonc. |