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Show IB Naturally a divorce unmans a woman. Then I here is that, 111 Up mailer of walking. In .ihe right. j Chicago appears to be death on the j thieves and robbers, jl Boobl for the two hundred thousand I inhabitants for Zipping 'fion. jl And tho land board seems to have j labored and brought . forth a whito clenhant. fi ' Doctor Cook' will ' no'ver attempt U fni'C tho music so long aa it is so (lis-!i (lis-!i curdant. jfi Xo, Cecilia; it. is not, cnlled tho dark ( contMient becauso so mauy black peo-. H pie livo there. j Ho far, however, in this session Apostle-Senator Snwol has not set tho 3 Potomac on fire. IS Hanker Morse jiow thoroughly roa-! roa-! Hzes tho great comfort of having a I splendidly faithful wife. I Lookfi as if the Morgnn-Kyan-Mor-8 ton combine intends to own the earth S and the fullness thereof. . I Congressional ins'urgonts are begin-9 begin-9 ning to know how it feels to be j elbowed awny from tho pic counter. Mr. Weatherman sai's that the cold wave is hurrying oft" to the East. Very -well; nobody will try to hold it here. Farina n declares that as aviators the "Wright brothers are not true sports; but look at tho money they are making! mak-ing! It is not supposed tliat Secretary ' Knox will interfere in that war be tween tho President and the Congrca- sioual insurgents. Church announcement in a Missouri country paper: "On Sunday evening tho pastor will preach his last sermon in this paribh. Special praise service." Why does tho Deserct News refer ! to a missionary from whom it recoives, j for instance, a Philippine letter, as "Mr.f" Is it afraid to call its correspondent cor-respondent "KldcrT" v Anyway, the war between tho administration ad-ministration and tho rebellious Congressmen Con-gressmen will have the effect of temporarily tem-porarily shifting attention from tho troubles of Nirnragua. Washington dispatches say that, the increased cost of living is attracting a grcnt deal of attention among Government, Gov-ernment, oflicials, Father's attention l was called to it long ago. Colonel Roosevelt is to be invited to visit Salt Lako on his way homo. Let everybody whoop it up for the invitation; invita-tion; and we promise Teddy that he 1 will bo shown a bully time. Ogdcn has the convention of wool-growers wool-growers today; and it goes without 1 saying that tho Junction City will know how to treat in royal fashion a bunch of royally good fellows. 1 No one hopes that those men who ! pormittcd those poor horses to dio of starvation may rncqt a similar fate; but everybody hopes that their faro will .at least be reduced to broad and water for a time. Last December is said to have been the coldest December in the history of the local weather station. There doesn't Sr seem to bo a single thing hereabouts in which there was not a record established estab-lished last year. |