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Show Ii Hoiv pleasant the ice man begins to look! T'very lime you boost, you ninke ; friends.. Moil ey isn't everything, ccrta i 11I3 j but. it '3 quite a bil. JSonic of our best jokes come from Jiurop'c, as Hie Goulds can testify. . j I,t is lia'fcy that spring cleaning time j uam'q 'after' Ifeltc left; the country. 1 I . Visitors to Sal' Lake, ivlio desire io be shoi'nl Vill do a little auto-I auto-I bussing.. .,-' I Ijiithor X-Surhauk is going into poli-II poli-II tics probably to get 'some new ideas Y on grafting. J. However, those two new battleships I 'should serve to restrain the belligerent I (."astro for a while. 1 And when it comes to buying Salt Lnke real estate, irDo It Now" is a fiplendid motto. Ii :Of course; you merely display your bjiniji of foolishness- when you refuse tb ..walk to the rigiit, -The voters of llliuois have hnnded' to' the liqitor 'interests wliat might be called a good, strong pune.h. k ' ,ny molher will, admit that iter I bab,v would have taken the prize had j, the .'judges boon unprejudiced, j ' . .-Perhaps the reason why we do not have still better weather is because such a thiug would be impossible. -Xovr that there are lights on the via-due,!, via-due,!, you are able to find your way oyer at night without feeling ii. '..1 fn the other hand, the dumb man ha the advantage in that no one can tuko the words out of his nioiiih. ' While a woman may object because j her husband comes homo so Jatc- at , ujgbl, he can plead thnt, anyway, he has.no otlipr place to go. MikkHson, the Arctic explorer, declares de-clares that the north pole will nevervbe found. Evidently hi-' was thinking of ' what Mr. V'ellman is goin 1o do. - It may be. though, that Congress has merely put itself in a Avav to receive another message from, the President, Presi-dent, asking for four more war vessels. I They beheaded a poet in Uayti the other day; but yjerhaps the execution was, a godsend, after all. "Who wouldn't father bo in hades, even, than in I Kaytj ? After scanning tho score card of the gunnery at Magdiilena bay, Japan ha.s concluded, that wbilo she wants 'to take a fall out of 'tho United States -ery soon, it will be not yet. Mayor Becker of Milwaukee, having determined to run his gubernatorial , campaign from a balloon, has opened opportunity for .his opponents to- at-ittik' at-ittik' the man higher up." , A CbicaKo rector lias ratted a cam- ' paign against women wearing hats in " hiinih. .Inst about this season of tho year ho is due" to have very warm ars. if that condition is brought about T)y7TBople talking of a jiorson behind JUis back. ,. 'Ddawaro is by 11O means a large Btatc; aiiii: in - vitjw "of her ."cxpresa'cd", V'C ; , ,1 a . - , 1 preference in the matter of Presidential Presiden-tial candidates the Taft pooplo will say that, anyway, the' most virulent-poisons virulent-poisons arf those which arc put up in ; tho smallest packages. |