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Show I ' E ; : : Ij l S; Tho best investment one's junior j Jj , A roaring farce flic prophet ram- tj Most men, moreover, prefer Ihc ; ' nunti-kissing proposition. ;: ,! . 1 Yet the hierarchical immunity may j be claimed by right of purchase. Ill They say that for the benefit of I I ( -J I health a visit to Bad Ncuhcim is good. !' ' ! I . Ir. llarriman, it is said, is still able ij. ' to write a considerable chock which (TT irk can 1)c cashed, 'f ' I n ' , Congratulations are duo to !Murk ;f ' j t Twaiir upon the fact that he did not 11 !' become beknighted. fj.t !r. Wcllmnn tiiinks that he knows j where he is-going; but announces that Ij'; lo is not yet on his way. j i i ' i ;.j J However amplo may be her descrip- , . of it, a woman's bathing suit is 'l,r i. itself unquestionably brief. !( "i " ' j ' E'on in meeting your best friend on jjj le street, if you turn to the right 7(11 . VOll will liavo ll?ni nnr,i-A 1 j! 'Ij- , Schmitz and Heuf each declaring" tho h i V ' other to bo a liar may convince people ll I that for onco these men told the V ,r l truth. IM' i ( 'Ml Jol)s bemK gatherings in defiance of M lg I1?"'' tliere mSlt he incidentally mcn- ' j) j tiojied certain Thursday meetings in j- "j' ' f , Governor Cutler may not have butted !' j I' to the newspaper men for publica- ' tion necessarily; but merely to exhibit p ( J : his own "good faith." ! Two millions a year for absent reve- I'll' lations which, even if present, would ; H 0'' he worth sixpence, is somewhat LU il large compensation. 'i ! And .if you havo a mind to mingle i- ' ; wiUi -free people, you will observe that I ' 3 ; the'. date is August first, and that the t j particular placo is Lagoon. I , ' On the other hand, it would be ex- jj , j!' tremely interesting to hear the obstruc- M? ij') tionist explanation of the reasons for j i SJ' ' the present Greater Salt Lake. ; : j j ' 1 .The Jact that the railroads use : i eighry-rutr million ties every year S would indicate that they change them j f ofttMier than some men do theirs, I H ' i , ; 'ill the scientists now kindly pro- ' , ccecl to reconcile their theory that ' 'f! he sun is cooling oft' with tho recenf condition of atmospheric temporaturc7 ' . Napoloon once remarked that; "it is i ; ,j: he capse, and not tho death, that i ( ; makes the martyr." Which is re- ( ( spectfully submitted to . the church 'It,: organ. . w 1 VyO j "With tho. litfe Charles Cotesworth )j 1 j Pickney, thoeev who refuse to pay . ,( h . tithes may explain that there shall be ; ! 'millions for defense, but not ono C J ) ' cent for tribute." 4)l . ' Secretary "William. Taft is consider- ' f J hly silent these days. Which fact i ,1 Jny be entirely remote from tho other i v , ono that Ir. Cortclyou has called in j j n ccrtfl"1 large Bill. Hy! ' Doctor Babbitt says that "the now H( ! ten-dollar gold back is easily tho Hl i ' (j . handsomest bill evei issued by' the Government. '' Given onough of them, and wo might be inclined to coincide. |