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Show v " - :' - ': " THE SALT LAKE TIMES, MONDAY, JUKE 16 1890. ' i I ELI L. PRICE, I BTTRTnwlT TEAL EST 4 IV Bait Laks cLN9; JUtv Telephone Utah, i SALT LAKE iBmT- - BUSINESS DIRECTORY. ADVERTISERS OF f'RSTCLASS CITY. The Times commends to its patrons the Business and Pro fessional men whose cards ap-pear below. ACCOUNTANTS. HABRY B. BROWNE, C'OUNTANT, fcXPBRT AND CONSULT' A in?, established IKSP, !J51 wiulh Main st. The very best ot city reference given. AND PROVISIONS, 854 MAIN GROCERIES ' LIQUORS AND CIGARS. " THE COTTAGE, riHOICE WINES. CIGARS AND LIQUORS, KJ diagonally opposite the Utah & Nvaua depot, J. Sullivan, proprietor. THE TWO PHILLIPS PLACE. BRANDS OF IMPORTED CHOICEST and Cigars. Bohuhtbr & Phki.ps, proprietors, 63 E Third South street, Salt Lake City. MINERS' SALOON, A UO.BOUHABBN. PROP. FIRST-CLAS- i Wines, Liquors and Cigars, 7ft W. faecond South street (opposite Tribune office). Agent for celebrated coffee. BOUDOIR SALOON, .".9 MAIN STREET,' S,LT LAKE CITY, NO.Vtah. Hillstead ki'o.i dealers in Wines. LiquorH and Cigars. Salt Lake City Brewing Co m celebrated beer on draught. FINANCIAL. WELLS,FARG04C0'S ' ' BAJNTK. Salt Lake City, - Utah Buys and sells exchange, makes telegraphic transfers on the principal cities of the United Slates and Europe, and on all points ou the Paciltc Coast, Issues letters of credit available in the prln cipal cities of the world. Special attention given to the selling of ores and bullion. Advances made on consignments at lowest Particular attention given to collections throughout Utah, Nevada and adjoining territ-ories." Accounts solicited. COHHKHPONDENTS : Wells, Fargo & Co London Wells. Fargo & Co New York Maverick National Hunk Boston First National Bank Omaha First National Hank Denver Merchants' National Bank Chicago Boatmen's National Bank St. Louis Wells, Fargo &Co San Francisco J. E. DXLY. .grent. Capital Fully Paid, $100,000.00 Union National Bank, UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY Transacts a Genera! Banking Business. Safe Deposit Vaults, Fire and Burglar I'roor. Rents from $5 to $25 per Annum. .T.R. WALKER, I'resiilent, M. H. WALKER, M. .I. C IIKES.MAN. (ashler, L. H. VA RN8WORTH, Asst. Canliler, J. K WALKER, Jr., Asst. Cashier., MOSHER, FLOOD & CO., SALOON, 1!B MAIN MIRROR STREET, City. THE PHffiNIX SALOON, T E. PEACOCK, PROPRIETOR, 2 STATE it street. Ice cold Beer on draught; choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. STONE FEONT SALOON, LIQUORS AND ClfiAKS. HART CHOICE Haluman & Co., WO S. Main St. THE OCCIDENTAL, PURE GOODS ONLY AND OF THE BUST Studious Attention. Aukr A Motiphy, Proprietors, No. 18 east first South street, Salt Lake City. THE COMMERCIAL, I . T. NVSTROM, PROPRIETOR. FINE Imported Wines, Liquors and Cigars, cor. First South and Commercial streets, Salt Lake City. NEAME Impune l!acessit. HAIL, CALEDONIA 1, Grand Excursion TO American Fork, JUNE 24. Of the Salt Lake Caledonia Club. Leaving Salt Lake at 7:flu a.m.. returning from Ameiicau Fork at 7:30 p.m.. thus giving ubout nine hours in that pretty little city, with Its manv at tract ions of forest, stream and lake. The great Utah Lake is contiguous to the place and teams can be found near the grove to con-vey parlies to It. whero bathing, dancing and vlcauihoatlttg can be had at low charges. A FINE BRASS AD STRINU BAND, For daw-tug- . will accompany the excursion from Salt Lake to the grove at American Fork, where the celebrated Caledonian games will be plaved, and for which a tine list or prizes will be given. A platform will be erected at the grove to accommodate those wishing to dance. A partial list of the games is as follows: Dancing the Highland Fling to bagpipes. Scottish Bagpipe contest for a prize. Tossing thrf Caber. Quoit playing. Football (Scottish Association rules). Putting the stonn. Foot races. Scotch game of Rounders. Throwing the hammer. Hap. Htap and loupe The football game will be played between a team from Salt Lake and one from American l1 orlt, for a prize. The tirand Tng-of-W- ar will also be con-tested for by n team of twenty men each from American and Salt Lake City, and a prize given for it. .suitable prizes will be offered for all the games, and a full list ol them will be published Iwfore the excursion. Fare for Round Trip 51.25. Children G5c. Tickets should be purchased before day of excursion in order to secure seats, as a Mg turnout is expected. Fare from grove to Utah Lake and return, '.'nc; fare from Ogden to American Fork and re-turn. ta.75, The following tirms will sell tickets: Josliu & Park. S. P. Teasdel. Coulter & Nnelgrove. Duncan McAllister. .saddle Kock restaurant, Calder's Music-- , Palace, and any member of the club. " HA 1 L KO A US ppipPopiiIar Route 'Joall.Points East Only oue change of cars Utah to Kan-sas City or St. Louis. Elegant Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars Free Reclining Chair Cars. Be 6ure your ticket reads via the1 Missouri Pacific Railway H. C. Tou-nsend-, G. P. T. A., . , . .S'f, Louis, . S. V. Darmh, C. F. A P. A., Roomm, Progress Bidij Suit Lake City, Utah, DEALER IN cAST ' hlKhMl same; n5J p,Prm kinds tallorlngdone.1 2 ' lT6t Sojj, J-- 0. MUS?HYTnfT RUBSBeaElsK. STA M forlihVn,L No forator, bait Lakocity' Cb STKNUciBAPHy - OItCIALLSSr Shorthand u SS:1'I ji'oiVs; a.7ayloeT MERCHANT TAILOH. arrived ?i.t South street', Salt Lake fcliy 18 TRUNKS, ' HULBERTBEoP WATCHMA KKRSAND JEffEl ADOLPH HAUEEBAChVs PRACTICAL WATCHMAKERS jowelrrrrnalmi .J A full line of ladles' wSl IB. East First South strcefig! T. N. SUEBAUGhT T7UNE AMERICAN WATCHES r 1? Jewelry; watch repairing i , prices reasonable; 7, west First Soni Bait Lake City. Utah. PIOEEEILL & SHOWELI IOR SCAVENGER AND GAPBAOl orders at m Main street. J. C. Conklii STOCK BBOK Mining Stocks and Other Sec Bought and Sold, Dealer in REAL ESTATE D Member of Salt Lake StockKn and of Salt Lake Real Estate En Seventeen Years a resident of Salt, Lai , Correspondence Solicited. References Union National Bank. National Bank, Utah National Bail Dooly, Manager Wells, Fargo & Co., S: City. Room 20, second floor. Wasatch tail ' ARCHITECTS. . FEED A. HALE, (LATE or DBNVKH.) OF COMMERCIAL BLOCK, ARCHITECT 90, Wasatch building. WHITE & ULMER, AND SUPERINTENDENTS. ARCHITECTS and 411, s Block, Salt Lake City. ! ATTORN EVH. ROOMS i ANf 39 UTAH TAWYER. Co. Building, cor. Commercial and First South streets. Elevator at Commer-cial street entrance. S. A, MEEEITT, ATTORNEY, UOOiMS 510 511, CITY building. John M. HnKBs, Jambs A. Wimjams BKEEZE 4 WILLIAMS, ROOMS 311 ft 315, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW- , ' 0.W.P0WEES, ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW- . Second South OPPOSITE street. , CUMMISG & 0EIT0HL0W, ROOMS t AND 5, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW- . 138 Main street, M.. E. McENANT, ATTORNF.Y-AT.LAW.PKOGRE- floor. , tABBksT ELTKlAEBEEiop! T p ENTLEMEN WISHING A NEAT SHAVE LT will do well to call on us. W. T. Stuad-Fono- . Proprietor, 65!i east Third South street BLACKSMITHS. J. A. PAUST, BLACKSMITH AND CARRIAGE MAKER. made iu horseshoeing and tire setting. Corner First and Second West streees. BOOKSNDTATicWJEYrr d. m. McAllister & go., BOOKS, STATIONERY, TOYS, Utah Views, Mormon Publications, Periodicals, Magazines, etc., 72 Main strew BOOT AND SHOE MAKING. ioBiNsbTBm, CHOE MANUFACTURERS, 49 W. FIRST tT5 South street. Our own make of 83 shoes are forging ahead. Repairing neatly executed THE PARAGON IS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST PLACE for Shoe Repairing. 11 west South Temple street. M. BLACKBURN, If. HAMMER, M. MUHltAV BLAOKBUEN & 00., COLORADO SAMPLE ROOM, 2M S. MAIN CJ street. Fine Kentucky Whiskies a spe-cialty. 0L1FT HOUSE BAR, 97 MAIN STREET. A. J. TAYSUM AlO Proprietor. machinery! iron works, machine shop and steam engines, mining and mill ingwork. No. 149 west North Tcmplo street; Telephone No. 156. MlLUNtKV AND DKESSJIAKINti, MAKING. YOU WANT A PERFECT FITTING GAR-Oie- IP call on Ella Hillls. 44 Wasatch build-ing. S. T. Taylor's celebrated system. Take elevator. MONEY TO LOAN! eTmcoarriok; MONEY LOANED ON WATCHES . and Jewelry; also a tine line of Watches, Jewelry, Revolvers and Charms for sale cheaper than anywhere in the west. 340 south Main st one door north Walker House. Jamen H. Ilacon, l iauk L. Holland, 1'resident. Cashier. Bank of Salt Lake. Salt Luke lily, I tan. General Banking Business Transacted. Interest Paid on Time Deposits. Exchange Bought and Sold. Money to Lend on Real Estate from One to Five Years Time. National Bant-- : OF SALT LAKE CITY. Capital-- - $250,000 A'o. 11 East First South Ulreet. DIRECTORS: H. CJ. Ba. h President. . M. Dowkky Thou. Marshall, ' F. E. Suhymskb, V. H. AtJBKBACH, D, C. Bacon. John Daly. w. P. Nobi.e, . - . - J. W.Diinnkllan..:.:. Cashier Transacts a General Banking. Busiuesa 'in all its Branches. Sells sight drarts on the principal cities ot the world. Issues circular letters of credit and postal money orders ou all parts of Europe and the Orient. Collections promptlp attended to. Loans money at the lowest rates and ou the best terms prevailing In this market. McCORNICK & CO., b.a.we:Bias - SALT LAKE, UTAH Careful attention given to the Sale of Ores and Bullion. IKe solicit Consignments, guar-anteeing highest market prices. COLLECTIONS MADEAT LOWEST RATES ACTIVE ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. CORBESPONDENTS: New York Imp. and Trad. Nat. Bank, Chem-ical Nat. Bank. Kountze Bros. Chicago Commercial Nat. Bank. Ban Francisco First Nat. Bank, Crocker-Woodwort- h Nat. Bank. OuiabaOmaha Nat. Bank;' : St. Louis State Bank ot St-- Louis. Kansas City f it. Bank ot Kansas City. Denver llenver Nat. Bank, City Nat. Bank London, England Messrs. Martin & Co., 33 Lombard street. .... . I. WATTEES, , BROKER, 31 E FIRST SOUTH STREET, Deseret National Bank. Salt Lake City. Makes loans on Watches, Diamonds and Jewelry; rents collected; railroad, tickets bouKht and sold : business confidential. Es-tablished 1866. All unredeemed pledges sold" at Voi y low rates. MUSIC TEACHER OF VOCAL MUSIC, WILL GIVE in singing, having a thorough ed ucation in classical music in the Italian school. Room 39. h building. PAINTERS ANlTCCMRATOirs. PETEESON & BEOWN, SIGNS, 63 WEST FIRST SOUTH STREET. Lake City, 0AEEETEE0 & LEVEY, RAINING A SPECIALTY ; NEAT. QUICK and Woody, 75 west second South street, Salt Lake City. Country orders solicited. plumbing ' A. J. BOUEDETTE & 00., PLUMBERS, STEAM AND GAS FITTERS Jobbers. 16 east Second South street, Salt Lake City. Telephone No. 431, JAMES EENWIOK, PRACTICALPLUMBER, STEAM AND GAS South 61 East Third street, Salt Lake City, Utah. P. J. MOEAN, OTEAM HEATING ENGINEER, 259 MAIN O street, Salt Lake City. PLATING. N0TELTYMAA0fiffl?00r (T0hDV?ILXER AND NICKEL PLATING Dynamo Process. All kinds of vE?,XlDK 50Ile wlth neatness and dispatch. Bros, 01 E 3d South. ; SU-.. DE. J, S. BLAOKBUEN & 00., ITERNIA SPECIALISTS; RUPTURE PER- - WH'i" J"" "rgical . St., opp. the Theater. DES. FEEEMAN & BUEEOWS, - T7YE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT. KPECTA-X- J cles accurately fitted. Rooms 17 and 18 building. ' CIVIL ENGINEERING. rL?VttAWTl)ENBYr CIVIL ENGINEERS AND SURVEYORS. laid out and platted. Rooms 614 and 615 Progress building; P, O. box 637, Salt Lake City, Utah. CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS. EiisoTsjoBLi ' CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS. OFFICE general jobbing, pattern making; Agents for g folding bath tub. 174 west First South street. J. 0. BOWLING, CARPENTER. CONTRACTOR & BUILDER, ly executed ; fitting up stores and counter making a specialty. 223 W. First South street. GE0EGE BOGGS & CO., CONTRACTING AN D BUILDING, FITTING a specialty. 157 State road, between First and Second South street. Salt Lake City, Utah. DRUGGISTS. I). B. HOOVES & 00., DRUGS. MEDICINES. FINE Goods; Prescriptions careful-ly compounded, 164 south Main street, Salt Lake City, Utah. . ENGRAVING " J, JEPPEESON, 1TIRAOTICAL SCULPTOR AND CARVER Office, 1 1 east North Temple street. J. W. WHITEOAE, DESIGNER AND ENGRAVER ON WOOD building. ' Ladies Baza ARTISTIC NEEDLEWO Eemoved to 323 S- - Main Choice line of Piano Covers, " Covers, Toilet Sets, Opera Bags Pillows, Hand Bags Bureau Sideboard Scarfs, Silk Drapes, ter Piecesand Doylies' Summer sets, Swiss Embroidered Ad Ruching, Ribbon and Zephyr, Silks, Linens and all kinds of m ials. Stamping Done : Lessons fi A.S.Webster. A.M.We tew FLORISTS. 0. OEAMEE, 171LORIST. DECORATOR AND DESIGNER designs a specialty. Park avenue' rauce, East Second South'street, Salt Lake IfURNITUKnr SAUDBEEG PUMITUEE CO., MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN School Desks. Screen doors and Windows. Jobbing and South promptly attended to. 108 and 110 W Temple street. ' GROCERIES.""" WErDTBAENETTrAgetr --CROCERIES FRUITS. POULTRY, PRO-- east .vJf,2nJ' Flor- - Feed and Fresh Meats; 69 Third South street; telephone 151. E0GEES & COMPANY, THE LEADING street. GROCERS, 15 EAST FIRST FEED G. LYNGBEEG, " CTAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES. PRO-- visions, Fruit. Vegetables. Poultry, FKh rhcSI'68 " South street- - JALJSTATE AKD LOANS. w. p. doddX"7 ESTATE AND INSnnAwr'i.-Rent- s collected. 76 E.Firt South street! JOS. A. AVKST. EMIf.BARLOCKEK. JOS. A. WEST & CO., EVMj PLOYMENT AND REAL ESTATE Agents, u west South Temple street. THE SYNDICATE INVESTMENT CO., 7?K.KSTTI':- - 9 MAIN vestments for non residents aSpecialty. YEADON & HEATH, S1L(iKNTS VOR SOUTH MAIN STREET S. F. SPENCEE & CO,, ALFEED DUNSHEE, Fiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiirniiiiiimi';i;iiB-iiBiaMiMrri- SALT LAKE VALLEY Loan and Trust Company, Salt Lake City, Ttah. CAPITAL . . $;i00,00. Money to loan on real estate and oilier good securities, on short and long time. hi rectors: O. J. Salisbury, Pres. F. H. Pwr, Virt-Pre- XT. S. McCornick, tleorue i. )ou iv S. Bamberger. John A. Oroesbeck, tmanucl Kahit , M. F. Fvans, It. M. dimming, Secretary. S. H. Fields, Jr. . - Treouiirer. Real Estate Mortgages, guaranteed by the company, for sale. Office Daft building, No. 128 Main st KELLY & COMPANY Printers, Blank-Boo- k Makers and Stationers. No, 46 W, Second South St. Salt Lake, - Utal-j-. Our facilities for doing First Cla-- Job Print-in- are of the uetrest and best. Hooks Ruled. Printed and Bound to Order. Samples of Railroad. Mining, ltauk aud Mer-cantile Work always on hand. Complete line of Oftiee Supplies, embracing the most approved Labor- - Saving and Economical Inventions. Prices Low. Call on Us. -- HSIERJ LADIESand CHILES Every Pair Guaranteed to gj I Satisfaction in Wearing We Import and Cont this brand. komeooalc on hd Have constantly Weber I Qq Rock Springs j At Lowest Market Pri Prompt I3elivel ;0ffice - --UstS0 F. A. Milclien. Manager TAKE mm fflLWAHKER St. PAUL FOR ALL POINTS EAST. ha, bt. Council Bluffy Oma- Kansas City and Souls Citv. All trains of Pullman magnitleeut sleeping eai and The Finest Dining Cars in tin'. World: tivket omce!orUf,'n"U,Um aw"y to thc ueave3t ALEX. MITCHELL, a south Maiuslrt, SnSSoi- - john Mcdonald & sons, A WEIALTY. J. H. CLARK, rREEX STAPLE AND FANCY GEOCF-p-cP9'. tr!lts- - Ponlt? antl Fis"- - No. m west 0. M. HANSEN, DEALF.B IN CHOICE FANCY fi ROCERlES liraln. Cixil and KindUti" WoSi cwiwrThtrl South and Rtat street. '' M. TOBIAS 4 SON DEwKi? 1SDFAXCY CiROC'EHIES. HUT--l- a south r ust East street. J. 6. McAmsTE D. H. McALLISTEB McALLISTESBEOS., J. 6. JACOBS & CO. in all pam o'f the citv- - to n? PPertf ilPeny. barsaina in H. 0. LETT tfc SON, DEALERS IX REAL CITV No a57 mV,2 A!D Walker lLmsv. Salt Lake ut ' "",oslt,' tn0 THE MIDLAND INVESTMENT CO somemm IDEAS. The Superstitions of Actors and Actresses ' Which Extends to All Branches of the Art. NEW MODE OP CALMING NEEVESi To Tree His Mind Where Pumice Stone Is Pound Cook-ing Notes. . The superstition of actors and actress rtends to all the smallest minutiae of their business, and one peculiar fad with many of them is to seek out some little, insigniticant shop in some unfrequented locality where they can buy their wigs, their footwear, their powder and paint, and so on. Happy is he or she who can discover some such place that has been little known before, for is it not an au-gury of good fortune? Many theatrical people abjure entirely the large and well known establishments that deal in the-atrical supplies and give their patronage to less pretentious places down town. . There is a sort of Freemasonry in the profession by which the news of the find-ing of these small shops is passed from ear to ear, so that a considerable patron-age in time accrues to the lucky proprie-tor. On the other hand, there ore those who are more selfishly inclined and keep their lucky "finds" to themselves as far as, possible, believing that the "spell" will be broken if they say much about It or advertise it even to their friends. New York Star. ALASI POOR ARYAN. Canon Thyior Ha Almost Demonstrated That He Never Existed. Max Muller and his school took it for granted too readily that the Aryan raca must have originated in Central Asia, and Bpread from thence to India in one direction, and to Europe in the other. They took it for granted, too, that San-scrit must necessarily approach more nearly to the primitive Aryan tongue than any other language of which re-mains have descended tons. The last ten years have seen the final overthrow of hoth these rongh-and-read- y provis-ional theories. Penke and his school have demon-strated, almost beyond the possibility ot doubt, that the Aryans ware rather 01 European than Asiatic origin; rather a northern or intermediate than a south-ern race. Evidence has been brought forward to show that Lithuanian ap-proaches still more closely than Sansorit to the earliest form of the Aryan tonguej and now Canon Taylor comes to the front to convince ns that, of the two great prehistoric races of Europe, th primitive Aryan is to be identified rather with the smaller, darker and broad headed type than with the taller, fairer and long skulled Scandinavians who have been almost always accepted till quite lately as the purest representative of the unmixed Aryan blood. The general result of this masterly and exhaustive survey for, brief and popr.-la- r as it is, it deserves to be called both masterly and exhaustive will be to de-throne that almost mythical animal, our Aryan ancestor, from the pinnacle ol superiority on which he had been placed by the poetic fancy of fashionable Max Mulierism. It is hardly too much to say that Canon Taylor has demolished for-ever our Aryan ancestor the idyllic an-cestor, that is to say, that we all knew and loved and were so inordinately proud of. His searching examination of tho neolithic culture shows us almost conclu-sively that the primitive Aryans were barbarians in a very early stage of no-mad existence, nnaoquointed with met-als, clad mainly in skins, dwelling by summer in huta and by winter in circu-lar roofed pits, but roaming for the most part in wagons with their flocks and herds over an immense area of sparse!; populated pastoral country. They were not advanced philosophers; they were pure minded poetical patri-archs; and they were rot immeasurably superior to all other competitors. Few things have been done in reconstruction-ar-history to equal the interesting chap-ter on the Neolithic Culture, in which our latest iconoclast proves bit by bit, and step by step, these two cardinal principles firrt, that the neolithic in-habitants of Central Europe were, some of them at leaet, primitive "Aryans, and, secondly, that their civilization is shown by a hundred converging lines of evi-dence to have reached only the simple and undeveloped level of a pastoral tribe in its stone age. Hardly less valuable than this are the chapters on the Aryan race, in which our author discusses with perfect candor and freedom from bias or prejudice the question whether the primitive Aryan If to be identified with the dolichocephalic or the brachycephalic type; that on the evolution of Aryan speech, in which he traces in great part the origin of the various languages into which the Aryan tongue split up in its diffusion to racial or local peculiarities of voice and voicr organ in non-Arya- who adopted witk variations) the dialect of their more d neighbors, and, above all, that on the Aryan mythology, which almost completely pulverizes the supposed com-mon pantheon and executes a delightful triumphal dance over the prostrate bodiec of the Vedic deities. Altogether, the book is a most whole-some protest against an undigested mass of unproved assumptions. ,The pendu-lum may possibly have swung for the moment a trifle too far in the opposite directioni but it is a great gain at least to have reduced our Aryan ancestor from the exalted and incongruous position of a sort of primitive breechless Oxford don to something like prosaic and average equality with the general run of semi-civilize-d neolithic European herdsmen. Pall Mall Gazette. Tb Charm of Music. A new mode of calming the nerves was ne resorted to by a little girl who had to have two large teeth extracted. The dentist who was to pull the teeth has a piano in his reception room. His patient eame and brought a little friend. Instead of proceeding to the chair, however, she paused at the piano. "Would you like me to play for you, doctor?" said she. On receiving an affirmative answer she exe-cuted a gay waltz, and then said: "Per-haps you would like to hear both of us play. Shall we try a duet?" This ac-complished, the young diplomat offered to sing, and the doctor expressing great delight at the prospect she did so; then the two little girls sang together, and then, having either gained courage enough or recognizing that the evil hour could not be further delayed, she arose from the piano, walked composedly to the chair and stood the tooth pulling without a murmur. Detroit Free Press. To Free His Mind. Grim Stanton, his war secretary, never quite knew how to take Lincoln. Stan-ton was for exterminating such elements as dared to ask questions. It, is related that once some one had refused to under-stand an order, or, at all events, had not obeyed. "I believe I'll sit down," said Stanton, "and give that man a piece of ray miud." "Do so," said Lincoln; "write him now, while you have it on your mind. Make it sharp. Cut him all up." Stanton did not need a second in-vitation. It was a bone cruncher that he read to the president. "That's right," said Abe; "that's a good one." "Who can I get to send it by?" mused the secre-tary. "Send it!" replied Lincoln; "send itl Why, don't send it at all. Tear it up. You have freed your mind on the subject and that is all that is necessary. Tear it up. You never want to send such letters; I never do." San Francisco Argonaut. Where Pumice Stone Is Funod. We often hear it remarked, and par-ticularly after the eruption of a volcano, that pumice stone ought to he plentiful and cheap, as quantities must have been ejected during the volcanic disturbance. As a matter of fact, however, none of the white stone in general use is obtained from active volcanoes. It comes from deposits of the article discovered in one or two quarters of the globe, the best of which is at present to be found in the island of Li pari, situate in the Tyrrhen-ian sea. The island is mountainous in character and consists of tuffs and lavas and of highly siliceous volcanic products. The district where the stone is found it called Campo Blanco or Monte Petalo, (1,500 feet above the level of the sea). 6L Louis Globe-Democr- StaijarKiS (tan EAST BOUND TRAINS. ' No. a No. 4 i Atlantic Atlantic Mail. Express Leave Ogdeti ...i.. 9:30 a.m. 5:40 p.m Arrive Salt Lake 10 :45 a.m. 6 :53 p.m Leave Salt Lake II :00 a.m. 7:10 p.m Arrive Provo 12:30 p.m. 9:ap.ra Leave Provo..; 12:60 p.m. 9:20 p.m Arrive Green River. 6:40p.m. 4:50 a.m LeaveGreen River........ 7:lX)p.m. 4:50 a.m Arrive Grand Junction . :30 p.m. 9 :30 a.m Leave Grand Junction. .. 11:59 p.m. 10:00 a.m Arrive Pneblo 3:05p.m. 2:00 a.m Arrive Denver. . . . . .'. 7:15 p.m. 7:15 a.m WEST BOUND TRAINS. Nv. 1 No. 3 Pai-iU- Pacific Mall. Express Leave Denver 8:00 a.m. 8:00 p.m. Leave Pueblo 1:30 p.m. 12:40 a.m. Arrive Grand Junction. .. 5:30 a.m. 6:00 p.m. Leave Grand JuiiCwon-- . 7:00 a.m. 7:15 p.m. Arrive Green River 11:35 a.m. ll:5Hp.m. Leave Green River 11:59 a.m. 12:05 a.m. Arrive Provo 6:25 p.m. 7:15 a.m. Leave Provo 6:50 p.m. 7:40 a.m. Arrive Salt Lake 8:30 p.m. 9:15 a.m Leave Salt Lake 8:45 p.m. 9:25 a.m. Arrive Ogden 10:00 p.m. 10:40 a.m. LOCAL TRAINS. SALT LAKE AND OlillEN. Leave Halt Lake: , Arrive Salt Lake: 8:20a.m. 9:25 a.m. 10:15a.m. )2:10p.m 4:3Up.tu. 8:15p.m. '; 6:65p.m. 8:40p.m SALT l.AKB IO BINGHAM AND WASATCH. Lv Salt Lake. .7:10 a.mlLv Wasatch.. 10:00 a.m Arr Bingham.. 9:35 a.mlLv Bingham.. 2:55pm An-- Wasatch. .8:15 a.mArr Salt Lake 4:20p.iu Trains run to wasatoh only ou Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays. P. C.DODGK, J.H.BENNETT, Jen. Manager. Gen. Pass. Ag.t A Curious Burial. The wishes of a curious character, who was named Hilkington, better known as Squire Hawley, were fully carried out a few years ago at n place near Doncaeter. He was buried in his own garden, amid the graves of his dead cattle, which had been stricken down by rinderpest. He was laid out in full limiting costume, including spurs and whip, and was placed in a stone coffin weighing upwards of a ton, which had to be lowered into the grave by means of a crane. His old pony was shot and buried at his feet, and at his head was laid the bodies of his favorite dog and an old fox. All his property was left to his groom on condition that these fu-neral observances were fully carried out; in default the estate was to go to the priest of Doncaster for the benefit of the Roman Catholic church. Tho groom, however, did not suffer the bequest to himself to lapse. Cassell's Journal. Cooking. In both New York and Boston there fcave been formed during the last few years "cooked food supply companies," which have served families over a wide area with perfectly well cooked fond, in large variety, hot or otherwise accord-ing to order. Some families who have patronized tho New York company ac-cord it the highest praise, not alone for the excellence of the food, but for the reduced cost as compared with the ex-pense of the home cooked food. And in Boston I know the company lias d meals to its patrons at greatly reduced expense in as perfect a state as tt the best managed hotels. Miller's Journal. Utah Cental Railway. Time Card in effect May 22, 1890, Passenger Trains leave and arrive at Salt Lake City and Park City daily as follows: SALT LAKE CITY. Train 1 leaves Eighth So and Main st 7 :30 a in .? f arrive'.'- " 10S l'AHK CITY. Train 1 arrives Park City 10:CX) a.m ' ' " " -- leaves ' 7:(K)p.m 7:3oS.m ' 430p.ni I'ASNEWlun hatks: tr?kn"t"' SilH Liike L'"J'amU,lu'k City.siuglo trfp ft;6" SUlt LRlte Lity ailU 1,al'kcitJ'' rouhd Jew. . yovsa, t. j. Meisrosn, Manager. (,'cn.- Ft. fr Pat. Agt. American Chewing Gum In Loudon. ' Gum chewing is an American vice exclusively, and it is very likely to re-main so. There are several American' caudy shops in London, hut they are veritable robbers' roosts. Jn America a mall package of Yucatan chewing gum coste five cents; here the exorbitant sum tf sixpence (twelve cents) is demanded for the same size of package and kind of goods. We cannot hope to introduce the vice into England so long as we ac-company the vice with such flagrant ex tortion. Eugene Fields' London Letter. Danger of Analogy. An excellent story is related cf the way in which that inflexible disciplin-arian, the young kaiser, was hoist with his own petard in the person of one of his own children. The little prince was rebuked for eating with his fingers, and threatened that if he repeated the c&mse he would be sent under the table, the proper place for little boys who emtuated the habits of dogs. After a brief inter-val of good behavior the offense was re-peated and the culprit ordered to got un-der the table, where" he promptly pro-ceeded to undress himself, ou the ground that little dogs did not wear clothes they only had skin. London Globe. No Affidavit!. Crofton, naturalist and geologist, say that there was darkness over the world for a space of 600 years during the forma-tion of the earth, with flashes of light-ning and peals of thunder at intervals of five minutes. You can believe this or not, just as you happen to feel about it. Mr. Crofton has no affidavits to publi&b. Detroit Free Press. Among the exhibits at the Indianapolis meeting of the Western Canned Goods association were two cans containing beef soup, part of a lot prepared for the United States navy in 1819. They are owned by William Daggett, of Indian-spoli- s, whose grandfather was at the head of Daggett Kenslett, of New Ha-ven, Conn., in the early part of the cen-tury. The contents are supposed to be in good condition; if not, the fermenta-tion aud creation of gases within would break the seal. The soup is therefore seventy-on- e years old. The meanest man in Maine lives near Lswiston. He had an only sou, who was drafted and killed in the war. The father now says: "I was short sighted in not paying $400 for a substitute, for I have been forced to hire a man ever since to help carry 014 the farm, aud it has cost me thousands above the price of it substitute. Uesides, he was a mast er hand to work and the smallest eater I eTer saw." MUU for SleepleuneM. A little massage treatment or rubbing with alcohol at tho back of the neck sometimes ban the desired effect. Alco-hol is quite a persuasive inducer of sleep when applied externally oil the spine, Hud rubbing 'ou the back 'of the neck tires the brain aud causes sleep o fol-k- Exchange, |