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Show Even There "Can I trust him?" "Why, he's so crooked that th wool he pulls over your eyes is half cotton." Knows Her Boy Mother (to boy) Bo sure not to et your bathing suit wet, dar-ling. dar-ling. Friend What an absurd thing to tell him. MotherMy dear, it's the only way I can be certain he'll have a thoroughly good bathe. n i , ( Yes, Tell Us He My father weighed only four pounds when he was born. She Mercy me! Did he live? Turning Point Squire to Villager So you're married, Tom? Tom Well, zur, I tuk a fancy io she 'cause of 'er looks; 'er's purty like. When I heerd she was doin steady washin for seven families, then and thero I sur rendered, zur. . Worth a Battle Magistrate For two years you two men fished together peaceably, peace-ably, and yet you had to fight over this fish. Prisoner You see, sir, it wai the first one we ever caught i |