| Show In the Days Day r s News I By C B QUINCY The announcement that Em Emperor Emperor Emperor CONDON JO William will receive Secretary Taft t on the Isle of ot Wight has lias caused the Government to call cull for tor bids for the work of enlarging the Island NEW N W YORK General has dis dismissed missed mined his Rocking hocking Chair Brigade com corn P ed of ot police pollee captains of 20 years years ears ser set service vice Tle let The ground of complaint Is that the captains only rocked their chairs 75 r G times I a l minute It Is said at Police Pollee I Headquarters that a carousal will be Installed to take uke the place of ot the chairs I PARIS European vaudeville performers i iare are arc much distressed over the report that I salaries In America merIca will fall from their present figures Gus who by I practising for tor five fire years Jears hag had ha learned to toI I balance an un automobile on 00 his nose 6 while drinking a n glass of water through ose OBO straight and one crooked straw complains that he will get et only 1000 a week Instead of af lie III says Ills his hi act Is highly edu educational educational in n character Gyp Gp La Ja Belle who sings songs lu French reach that the correspondence dence school student know de denounced denounced the prospective lowering of ot her salary duy from to ta 2000 a 1 week wee as U asa UIl asa a Il blow at art arL Signor who has lias trained tr ned a monkey montey to smoke and nud drink as U Intelligently 12 u a wait man deplores the Jailing off la in pay as s he lie says he be will be j aged aed In his efforts to uplift the stage ST Several veterans of J the war In Ia Manchuria wish to assist t the j United States should war WAt ever break out oat I in Iu the East Bast Their knowledge of the tho roads leading north from Mukden would prove invaluable to a general penetrating so 80 far tut u into Uio count country LONDON Aroused by the news that an island in the ibe Connecticut River has hall disappeared pared p the Government has taken moo meas measures ures to down England Large crate tilled dUed with joke jokes are being u used ed AS anchors I and bands hands are being clasped duped across the sea lea I as an ST PETERSBURG The newspapers newspaper I i iare are calling upon the ministry to resign However as at the tho only thing the ministry Is charged with Is Inefficiency the tho public I has hag no expectation that the ministers will trouble to reply to the attacks I NEWCASTLE V A new Dread Dreadnought nought was launched today In design it I resembles a horseshoe crab that had been I In collision with a Lackawanna ferryboat I Its Ita armament consists of 95 large guns Uns oa cm one side and the correspondents are re sUIi stIll counting those thOM en the other Every time tte timea a broadside It la fired the battleship lumps jumps i out ont of the water like a whale a habit which greatly those of ot the crew who whose e skulls are softer than the steel st 1 i beams j I |
