Show Worked Both Ways Vas There I Ir Ii a 1 young artist in who classes himself as of ot the Impression Impressionistic itle school and who ho being somewhat I t out oat In drawing g generally makes mates up for his lack of technique by spreading color recklessly reck reek recklessly lessly l and OB Os distance for tor bit ble effect At an amateur a exhibition he be once hung hUDI one Que of his most extraordinary perform antes Well Nell said a friend whom the artist bad taken to see the work wort rk I dont want WIlSt to flatter you yen std old chap but that is far farand farand ar arand and away the best beat stuff stul you OU have ever ere Idone done I congratulate you yon y u uI Much pleased the artist was wU I the to compliment with becoming modesty t I when be chanced again to glanca at the picture and turned very verT red rei The corn con bad had hung hang it upside down 1 Hurrying to the head of the commute committee Ibe was to launch faunch Into a load loud com corn plaint when he wee was informed of the good goodnews goodnews news new that an hour be r before the picture had hod been sold for 61 81 The original price i mark had bad beet been 19 s sA A Pauper Paup r by Law LawA A young man was telling his bis troubles to some friends in a restaurant Tuesday l even evening evenin s ing inq in Talk Tack about bed bad lock lack he be said the th thi i law certainly played a mean trick ule on OD me when I was two years old The friends showed interest and the tbt JOBBE man continued e I When I was that age my father lather aad mother were divorced I was gives to toi i father and aDd my sister was U given to mother I Father Fether Fat er and I have bave bees beeR bard hard workers since Inee I was a mere child I Mother married another man a aa few tew years later and aDd with sister teter they tiler went to toI husband the Ole Klondike Mothers new I struck it rich They are said lAid to be worth i over oer a million Then he be sighed If the law had only siren liven me ta to mother Young Telegram Not For Him HimA HimI I A ff officer h hll hues s a i beautiful i daughter A young ensign with no ao re resources re reo resources sources but hut his salary fell In love with her ber herand berand herand and asked the tie old gentleman for tor her hand band The Toe father at once told him that be had hardly enough to keep him In white glove t tInd und Ind d to burnish his brass bra buttons Well Admiral what you say cay la is true but when you IOU married y yeu u were ere only a amId midshipman mId man with even a smaller salar salary than mine mine How did you get et along asked the tho ensign who thought be he had made a good tOod defence But not BO so The crafty cr ty old eld seadog thundered forth I lived Jived on my ray father for fer the first drat ten years but Ill be banged If you yen are ft go o lug to do it 1 Lost His Decoy I The waiter at a recent banquet held beld in lu inthe luI I the North forth orth was looking so melancholy that the tho last lut of the guests guesta one to whom the tile walter waiter had bad been very Tery attentive could not help inquiring the reason for his bU sighs What Is the matter motter my man 1 ie e asked sympathetically JIa ent you yon had enough I tips to Tips I replied the attend attendant ant aut Why not one of them Including yourself has baa given iren me a 11 tip and what t I shilling I more some one line toss tas taken the Imor put on the tray myself at as a s decoy Argonaut All Ail They TIley Needed It Is said ald 14 that the people along the coast of Newfoundland are export expert wreckers not in that they wreck vessels to rob them but In that they know how bow to avail them themselves themselves selves legitimately of the opportunities af nf afforded afforded forded In this connection Sir Wilfrid LaurIer used to tell ten of meeting a priest In is charge of ot a parish near Cape Race and the bishop of ot his Its diocese How will wUl your people do this Winter asked tilted the bishop Very well Veil I 1 think your Jour our reverence re reo replied replied plied pIled the priest cheerfully with the help belp of God and a few tew wrecks Montreal Star Lucky Lu Six Hundred Seven SenD more survivors of the charge have received recognition from tb the Government One ODe ass been allowed IV V O OCote rents Cote a day da end and the other tux six 1 23 cents a aday day Lloyd a 8 Weekly Tit for Tat Jane JaDe floated downward a voice If that Is II Mr jh i Im not In It Is II Mrs floated upward a voice valve and she lObes gl filed d to hear It Kan gas aas City Journal Force of Habit Actor lou ran nn over me 11 I 1 shall so ane 4 you yon ou for tor damages Can CaD you yon give n me aa an II advance on Cu r ter Wake Up The Colonel Do you believe bellel la to g dreams Little Jones No I married one Lon London London don Opinion r v |