Show TALES OF THE DAY Forest Preservation Cleveland Plain Dealer I will give you your rreakfast if you will split that wood behind the house Madam I am sorry very sorry I would split that wood but for one thing I am a conscientious ooposer to the destruction de-struction of forests and I cant lend my aid in any form to the encouragement of a mighty evil Sorry maum good day Whnt We Can Do With Em Cleveland Plain Dealer The question of the hour with tho constitutional worry ers Is What wll we do with the Philippines Philip-pines Well we can either keep them return them sell them abandon them or blow em up Wo can wait for an earthquake to come along and destroy them We can get crowbars under them and dump them into in-to the sea We can sew em up in bags and use em to fill up the gap left by tho late assistant secretary of the navy We can chain em together and tow em over to San Francisco find spread em out on the sand lots to dry We can grapple cm up with that Illinois flying machine and drop em on the heads of the first great power that refuses to blot Interference out of Its family dictionary We can put tsf nf CJ f plasters on em and draw em all together and give away the franchise for the whole ihlnt to the first big trust that comes along and asks for it And yet Idiots continue to go around asking in maurllln tones What are we going to do with the Philippines The statements of those who havo been cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla prove the great merit of this medicine I I Get only Hoods S C P Jones Milesburg Pa writes 1 have used De Witts Little Early Risers ever since they were introduced here and must say I have never used any pills In my family during 40 years of house keeping that gave such satisfactory satis-factory results as a laxative or cathartic thartIcA C Smith C D Swift druggists r S TRANSMISSISSIPPI EXPOSITION OPENING AT OMAHA June 1 1898 For the above occaoain 1e Union acific will sell tickets to Omaha md return on May 29 and 30 ai ate of n Take advantage of the opportunity a id urchase your tickets via the Overland Home at 201 Main street STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks and other High Grade Investment securities bought and sold Loans on Stocks Dividendpaying stocks bought and sold I Investment orders from Institutions trustees of estates and capitalists will re efge 1Ig elve the best of attention I JOHN a CUTLER JR Tel 127 36 MaIn Street I UTAH NATIONAL BANK I Capital 20000000 I Private Safes for rent in Steel Vault 3 H STOUTT President A B JONES Cashier SALT LAKE THEATRE GEORGE D PYPER Manager Evenings at 815 Matinee at 215 2 NIGHISAND SATURDAY MATINEE I COMMENCING sf FRIDAY MAY 2f t THE RECORD BREAKER HOYTS BEST COMEDY A TEXAS STEER Katie Putnam specially engaged as Bossy Maurice Freeman as Maverick Brander Will H Bray the Minister to Dahomey Thq Original Bison City Quar etto and an All Star Company from Hoyts Theatre New York Prices 2Sc 60c 73c 5100 Sale of seats begins Wednesday MayJS NEXTxTTRACTION Salt Lake Opera Company In Said Pasha Decoration Day Matinee and i Night May 30th PricesZC 33c SOc Matinee 2x i Sale of seatsbeglns Friday May 2S I I i fj h 4 p e 4 f DAYI HOf 0 22 1IAIN ST 4 L V A oRNl 11 Bicycles Free f ONE CHANCE WITH EVERY DOLLAR PURCHASE v O ± 1e Bicycle Every Saturday 1igl1t + During the months ofJune and July Style of Wheel to Suit Holder of Lucky Number 4 4 + + + + 4 If Yotife a jTizdge 4 4 of gocd Clothes Look Around Come 4 hero first or last makes no difference 4 differ-ence Well take chances on some of 4 this clothing goodness getting away from you but supposing youre not 4 4 a judge of clothing wouldnt it be 4 better for you to buy from a house 4 that makes every wrong right That 4 gives youre money back if youre not 4 kI satisfied you surely take no chances 4 then do you Theres not a suit in 4 I 4 e this seasons showing thats not the latest style proper weight and cut i and made with that stylish effect that 4 f gives it the madetoorder appearance 4 appear-ance given by fine tailors and only 4 i half the price 4 4 Mens Suits S5 6 750 S10 S12 4 4 iii 15l82Oand25 9 Boys Long Pants Suits S3 4 S5 4 S6 750 i1O 12 l15 4 I Boys Knee Pants Suits 150 4 i 250 3 350 4 450 5 6 4 I and 750 4 2 Junior Suits 150 250 3 350 4 t 4 450 15 6 = 750 4 4 4 Olle Price J P Gardllcri36138 i1ai St 9 1 4 n i V A wellknown gardener of Pemberton N J contracted chronic diarrhoea Ii 1 tie U S service daring the Civil War and has suffered from it and from ccnseqjent diseases of the stomach and liver eter since I went to sec several doctors he writes but they did me no good I have taken al kinds of medicine I have seen advertised but obtained no relief I went to Camden one day and saw a store win dow full of Ripans Tabules 1 hi seen the medicine aaveriseu so oucn mac A thought I would buy a package I took them and felt better they did me so much good that I will keep on taking them My stomach is all right and I cau eat a food meaL They arc the beat medicine I ever took A new 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