Show WIT AND HUMOR Chicago RecordWhat Is war strat egy 1 egyIt Is accidentally making a good move which everybody else believes to have been made on purpose Cincinnati Enquirer HeTell the truth and shame the devil you know ShoI dont know whether It would shame him for you to tell the truth but It would surprise him much Cleveland Plain Dealer Pa is Admiral Sampson still cutting cable lines down there In the Caribbean1 I suppose so He wont cut the equator will he Denver Times It strikes me after reading the reports of the two fleets said Uncle Dick that Corbett is on one side and Fltsaimmons on the other This accounts for theyre being 50 long in get ting together Chicago Record This war drags dismally dis-mally Dont you think oT Yes but you know what a way men have of going out between acts Cincinnati Enquirer I understand that was rather a mixed crowd that attended at-tended your benefit ball Rastus Yasslr dey mixed pnce or twice but vo got em scattered befo any one had tIme to call fcr de wagon Denver Times I am willing to eat the whito of this egg said the starving Cu = > 1 I ban insurgents but I cant bear the r I yolkWhat I What Is the matter wth tt asked his comrade Oh its yellow and then we have borne the yoke too long anyway Chicago NewsIt L were a single man said WJlllkins Id go to war In a minute Am r to understand then Mrs WitH klns angrily retorted that you are sorry you married me Not at all he answered thlnkltur to pacify her Im glad I married you Otherwise Oth-erwise I wouldnt have any excuse for renialnlnr nt home i I George Wllllklns she exclaimed if I I I am to bo regarded as simply nn excuse i for keeping you out of danger the sooner you shoulder a musket and go the better it will be for both of 4 us I |