Show r 1 REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR I New York Press Men pray more for their wives than they let on No firl ever respects a man much till he has made her lose her temper Firmness Is what a man has himself and stubbornness is what his wife has Its a funny thIng that the sweetest girls you meet will put pepper and salt on a piece of cantaloupe without any sense ot shame If a girl forgot herself and said her prayers before she got Into the bathtub sho would pet even by not saying them grain at night Nothing will make a mans throat feel better so quick as to find hehas been sucking a suspender button for fifteen minutes instead of a cough troche |