Show TALES OF THE DAY Shades ofDiffercence Washington Star Poor air Doddles exclaimed Hiss Cayenne In a tone of deep sympathy Why was the reply Ihes subject for congratulation not an object of sympathy sympa-thy Poor Mr Doddles slgfted Miss Cayenne Cay-enne once more But he Is perfectly happy now You I evidently havent heard about It He is to be married Yes I htid heard about it Do you know the young woman No But I understand that she is beautiful beau-tiful amiable and intellectual I am told tha his family does not approve of the marriage but I fail to perceive why It Is sIssy enough to understand Her I mother isnt in society and her father Isnt in the army nor tn the navy nor in i Wall ttreet So YI fall 1i 1 to see horn It can be regarded as anything I except an unfortunate un-fortunate arrangement i But it might muke a difference In your opinion if instead of being a friend of Mr Doddles family you were a friend of the ladys Of course It would was the prompt reply It is a question of variable considerations con-siderations and line distinctions But ithe rule Is nevertheless abosolute When a rich young man whom you know marries a lady without money whom you dont I know Its a sail mistake on life part and she ought to b1 ashamed of herself But wHicn G dowerlesn young woman whom you do know marries a rich young man whom you dont know It Is a jolly good match and youre sure they will have the happtness they deserve Not to Ba Fooled Bless rnv soul exclaimed a smartly dressed Jynxeyed man the other morning morn-Ing Jf this isnt my old friend Dea Squash ot Podunk Hs approached as 810 spoke a loose jointed man with a fringe of whiskers groTvinsr out of his neck and a suit four nlzes too big The loseejointed man was utandins near the Herald Square theatre irapinp at the pictures of the Girl from Paris and the distinguished looking jroup of actor men standing near says it writer In ttoe New 1Yprk Telegram He turned on the speaker look of cowlike urjrl9ie and kied Bgosh I gues yeve made a mistake I stranger I aint Dea Squash Mynames U f t SI Haekett from Bunks Corners f Oh I beg jour pardon Remarkable I res cntlance apologized the sleek stran t f gar as lie walked way Mr Hackett walked slowly down tq the f corner of Thirtyfourth street where he was suddenly greeted with I Well Well Vet Si Hackett WCieire did you drop from Whod have thought Id see my oCd friend here in New i oiiiht I York j The sxiwcciner was a little man with curly black head and flashy ciothes Ke I seizedthe hand of the man from Bunks i Corners and wrung It warmly asking alt about the folks and cops and cattle r and things ll alter he had run on for i five minutes Mr Hackett suddenly interrupted rr l I terrupted f > rihackett Break away Break away Oh breakaway 1 break-away You fellows here are fanners for i fair Cant I come here without having 1 half a dozen of you brace me Who run I f I Why Im the man with the natural farmer makeup down to Coney and Ive I run into town to look at the oldrRialto for I few minutes Whats your hurry i CM well don go away mad i SOME EDITORIAL C03O2ENTS j Boston Herald The Chicago Tribune i I says President Andrews is not wanted in OJiiCaso A needCcss disclaimer Chicago i has not often been accused of desiring I I men who offend against the almlghtly i dollar Ij New York Sun The trouble about Mr Rudyard Kiplings belated jubilee hymn I i that is has the true We are lie Lord g I people tone to i But as national modesty mod-esty is not a strong point of the empire that does not take from the things value ttngs I from Oho ISngtlsh point of view I looks as it the creator of Mulvaney had taken a mean advantage of his poetic brothers He evidently waited to see how badly his contemporaries in would do and then sailed Washington Post Now that it tins been ofneiadly decided thUt Colonel McCook i i g iool cth wore the wrong uniform at the czajns coronation it may be necessary for Nlcn olas to respond to an encore In orer NicI McCook can enow up in the correct togs and make it official Kansas City Star There Is 0 characteristic charac-teristic insinuation in Secretary Sher mans statement that we have not yet rid ourselves of Uhc ill effects of the Wilson I Wil-son tariff but I think that business Is picking up and will continue t Improve Tihe H effects of the Wilson tariff bill were In most cases the result of Its protective pro-tective character and the good effects whicii are shown in the largely increased exportation of manufactured products were In consequence of Us leaning toward spots to-ward correct economic principles I Phl5adeCrhia Record Secretary Sherman Sher-man says of the rumar that MrWKtelanv Reid will shortly succeed him as secretary secre-tary of state The ttory is without foundation I my health fold out I shall see tSie Hawaiian annexation question ques-tion to a settlement Mr Shernans remark implies an abiding confidence that the JapaneseHawaiian question will be settled by pacific ami diplomatic means But it is just possible that the war and navy departments may have more to do with the settlement than will the department depart-ment of state New York World I will b observed that 1 is not the foreigner who is protesting pro-testing against paying 300000 In ex post merchants facto duties at this port I i our own |