Show I WIT AND mraroR I Household WordI dont mind Jacks slang said one of the girls He is so clever in the use of It How so Why he sent me three dozen photos of famous beauties with a card on which the only words were Youre another an-other a Washington Star Antiquity Yes remarked re-marked a Chicago girl he represents families one our oldest fami Does he date before the fire No not ebe so far t as that i But hes one of the people who have rid detthe oldstyle high wheels TitBits Loudvoiced Sergeant Now Macpherson you longlimbed rawboned fogfeatured scarecrow eyes right Be smart you dunderhead and i youre not I shot youll be a soldier one day like me Macpherson Like you sergeant Deed ye make me long for the risks of I battle Judge Phyllis accidentally discovered a doll that her mother had concealed in a trunk in readiness for the little ladys birthday The following day at dinner she surprised the family by remarking Im trying so hard to forget something I want to remember that I dont feel very huneny TitBits Commercial traveler to boy who has answered the bellI want the boot Youre not the boots surely Boy in Buttons No sir Im the socks Commercial Traveler Socks You impudent im-pudent young demon what do you mean Boy in Buttons Why you see sir Im under the boots Harpers Bazar From the Stygian PunchI must say said Napoleon talking over battles with Pram that I never could understand how you Trojans ever got fooled with that Greek horse Nonsense retorted Priam Many an expert horseman has been fooled on a horse before and since I know that said Napoleon But those troops must have made some noise inside They did replied Priam but we thought the beast had the heaves Chicago Evening Post Of First Importance Im-portance Yes she said confidently to her dearest friend its all settled Were to be married next month Weve practically prac-tically made all our arrangements I suppose you will go to housekeeping at once suggested the dearest friend Of course Have you picked out a fat yet Oh dear no we have attended to the more important matters first she explained ex-plained We went downtown yesterday and pcked out our tandem wheel |