| Show HUMOR OF THE DAY Papa said Bobbie pointing to the Iron dog that stood on the lawn dos dons like that ever bite No said his father but that one barked once Real 1u cried Bobbie Yes said his father I stumbled over him one night and he barked m shins Harpers Bazar History ilr Figg What did you learn at school today TommyTeacher told us how the cruel Emneror Nero used to amuse himself use himse when he was a boy by pulling the leg 9 of tes Mr Figg Pulled their legs did he 4 1 What became of him Did he become a promoter Indianapolis Journal An Eye for Proportion She Oh ilr Jones those two lovely poems of yours In this weeks a aHa a-Ha a poetical star of the seventh magnitude mag-nitude You mean my two sonnets In the weekly Sundew She Yes How exquisite they both arel He much pleased And which do you like best Iko SheOhthe longer one Punch In Chicago Mr Porkchopps hear mamma that them BrownJoneses have been sayin very complimentary things about us They said we were parvenoc Mrs Porkchopps Parvenoos prvenoci think that is complimentary Mr Porkchopps Why e Ive been lookin into the matter and I take It that parvonoos is people who has manag d I to Kit thar Puck Dealer A diary for 9 Perhaps this new style will suit you Customer Rather small Isnt it WhY i stops with January 3M DealerYes it I very compact docs i away with the unnecessary bulk of paper pa-per that you find in the oldfashioned diaries New York Truth Bobbettson the money you spend in feeding that dog onE yours would assist materially in keeping some poor man out of the almshouse I I suppose i would but the dog seems I really grateful Indianapolis Journal t A |
