Show WIT AND HUMOR Judge Soiled Spooner sentimentally Me poor old mudder aint seen me face fer 20 years an Mrs Flint sarcastically Well why dont you wash It Chicago Record I have a new way of getting my husband awake in the morning morn-ing What Is it 7 I pile a lot of bedclothes on him Cleveland Plain Dealer Ellisons got a new play mapped out Hes going to bring in the sinking of the Merrimac and the fall of Morro castle But he cant open up until after the baseball season Cause why Cause he cant get nobody but baseball base-ball umpires to play the Spanish parts Philadelphia Bulletin Belle is all the while worrying about that dark spot on her chin She thinks It mars her beauty Thats just like her She always did make a mountain of a mole hill Westchester TimesCritic She They say Rose Madder is wedded to her art HeIs that Sunset Effect one of hers She Yes What do you think of it HeI think her art had better get a divorce di-vorce Cleveland Leader HeI cant Imagine whats the matter with me Im not myself my-self at all SheOh stay and spend the evening Itll be such a delightful change Backward turn backward oh Time In thy flight Give us the days when the snow drifted wliite When heat and humidity came not to shock Backward turn back and then please stop the clock Washington Star Judge Giles A man cant make any money playing race horses NliesSure ne can The only reason he loses if l that he lets the race horses alone and plays the plugs |