Show Shilohs Consumption 3J Cure cures I where others fail I is the leading Cough Cure and no home should be I without It Pheasant to take and goes right to the spot Sold by Nelden Judson and other druggists The V S Govt Reports show Royal Baking Powder superior to all others 0 e t TAKE I nOT1E r l I t OF THis f p P SP1 Rr W OF Trails OFFER t 4 We are offering a splendid line i of Cast Cook Stoves and Ranges f1 < 1 Absolutely at Cost f i f We must have room for ou Pall Consignment Con-signment of New Patterns There v T 4 fore we make this unprecedented of J j > fer It will pay you to call and es1 v amine these Stoves Such an opportunity X op-portunity to get a bargain in these 0 0 f goods i rare r 4 rHo t DINWOODEY FURNITURE CO I I < 5 > 3 > < > Kj 3x + < > < 2 > Patriotism In Bed One evening recently says a Maine < paper a neighbor ours after putting her children to bed was reading to them about raisins how cured where grown etc After a time they became so quiet that she concluded they were asleep when her little daughter urrlsed her by suddenly exclaiming Well mamma I dont want any more raisins i they are raised In Spain Ice Cream Soda Harpers Bazar Harry said Mrs Treadwar to her husband at the breakfast break-fast table I am quite out of money and I want to spend the day shopping Let me have C cents I What do you want r cents for I Ten cents for car faro and 5 cents for 1 luncheon j Schleys Fate t Cincinnati Enquirer First Artilleryman 1 in giad we haven one of tnose noise less cannons Second Artilleryman dont see why Because Id hate to be beat out of a chance to lire a shot that might be heard around the vorld Tactics Judge You pay too much attention to your husband my dear He will tire of you If you do But I dont care to flirt with other men menYou dont have to Only make him think it pleases you to have him flirt with other women f iTBn r His Worry Detroit Journal I spent an awful night last night What was > the matter old man Oh I forgot the combination of the safe where we kept the plate and lay awake all night wondering what in thunder thun-der Id do if burglars came Incredible Judge Visiting Humorist saw a new gag today on the Jersey mosquitoes Jerseyite soberly Dont yew deceive yourself young man Yew may hev seen suthin on em that looked like a gag but ten to one its only some newfangled contrivance con-trivance for gettin a better holt Quite a Linguist Detroit Free Press Does your husband hus-band speak more than one language Mrs Parvenu lantage Oh yes he talks war horse baseball and other bicycle one just as well as the How Young London TidBits Judge Witness you are 40 years of age female Witness rYes r-Yes alas One gets older every day And yet I was young onc heaving a sigh Ah you lordship would hardly believe how young I was Just aC Thought Washington Star Have you thought of going to the front In tne ware 1 should say I have replied the man who bluffs I havent done anything else and what is more I dont expect to do anything else elsema g t 9 His IMistake Chicago News My heart Is on fire he cried as he dropped to his knees before the beautiful maiden Well she coolly replied they keep splendid corner ice cream soda just around the I Wanted to reel It Indianapolis Journal Dealer Ve may have to give you smaller glasses of beer on account of the taX but you wont feel it LushforthThats what Im kicking about V > Patriot By Proxy Washington Star What do you mean when you say QulzbyIs a patriot moro or less by r > roxv Hos one of the men who hurried all their checks out on June SO so a to avoid a revenue stamp o I Simply AAvful Detroit Journal He has made his bad let him He in iU exclaims the world How cruel is the world Especially since the world of course knows what a terrible thing Is the bed which the average man has made I Experienced eiencd I Brooklyn Life Miss SummitDo you I thearmYt think your brother is suffering much las la-s Miss Pallshde Oh > no He camped out with 1 us all l St summer I His Fad I Detroit Free Press Is Hobbs a manor man-or fads I 1 m rcliEed to think so He has a fifth wife I I Partly Invisible i PckrMeUp She What is that girl In the box wearIng I she IteI stands dont up know l l have to wait until |