Show TALES OP TEE DAY I Jimmy Was Too Observant Cleveland Plain TJpaler George is Mr Wlssby much of a skater 1 I dont believe he ever had a skate on in his life 1 I Thats funny Our JJmmic said he saw Iou 1 I-ou walking with him and he wits sure I that Mr Wigsby had a skate ohr Jimmie is getting too Observant I Yes he said he saw Mr Wirrsby coming com-ing out of Tom Foleys saloon Did Jimmie suggest a reason for Wigs bys presence in the saloon Yas he said ho supposed he went in there to get his skate sharpened A fnnat > o f 1 Cincinnati Enquirer John Hamilton and Dan Hemingray have been commercial men for many years Yesterday they were taking dinner together at the Stag when Hamilton said Perhaps ono of the strangest experiences experi-ences I ever had was in connection with the terrible Ashtabula accident It was by the narrowest escape that I missed It Had been in that city for a day and a half and had made fangements to take that very train when as I stepped out of the hotel I had some trouble with a stranger He was about half drunk ready to fifiht and when I happened to jostle him he turned find punched my head Of course I had to punch back and we ware both arrested and locked up One of my customers bailed ms out and rushing to the hotel I grabliedmy satchel and was off for the train I was within a block of the depot when I When you fell over a dog and was do laved and didnt catch the train said Dan H rnil1 lay Just so sir buthow did you know Oh Ive hoard that story told by 15 different men Did they all say it was a bull dog Every one of them And they were so grateful to him that they bought him a silver collar Quite true And they presented the man who raised the row on the sheet with them wHirdO cash Just 50 sir Then all Ive got to say said Hamilton Hamil-ton is that the mysteries of life are past finding out = ao |